Skinner's Great Satan Fund Drive Poll

[BattleHymn]

After rowing over to the DUmp after a long day of doing little or nothing, I was greeted with the banner proclaiming another Skinner vacation drive:



As you can see, with Obama behind the wheel of his Fail Bus, you can help him drive over the various rethuglican beelezebubs currently declarin' in the presidential race.  Said beelezebubs range from the well know, like Newt and Bachmann, to some no-name candidates, and finally Cain second to last, at the back of the bus line (which I find quite racist).  

Given that the DUmp monkeys were probably not given a choice in Skinner making Romney the Great Satan, I figured a poll may be in order to give the DUmp monkeys (and us) an opportunity to vote on which cloven-footed minion should be at the head of the line.    

[thundley4]

I say Bachmann, for now, but Perry is a close contender.

[Delmar]

I voted for Perry because he will give the DUmmies Bush flashbacks.

[Ballygrl]

That's so ridiculous!

BTW, isn't he endorsing violence by running people over with a bus?

[Ballygrl]

A more accurate fund drive banner!

[captrandom]

Since the DUmp is still raw from that little Hiroshima incident, It would be FREAKING SWEET to waste 5 bucks on a mole and post a nuke blast sticky...


Man I wish I wouldn't have wasted mine on Cali.. 


Ill plan better for next years Nuke-i-versary 

[BlueStateSaint]

I was so very tempted to say, "The Joooooos!" but I answered Rick Perry. 

BG, H5 for the much better reasoning for the fund drive.

[BattleHymn]

A more accurate fund drive banner!

Skins could call it the "The New Normal Fund Drive"

[DumbAss Tanker]

I was so very tempted to say, "The Joooooos!" but I answered Rick Perry. 

BG, H5 for the much better reasoning for the fund drive.

I went the other way on that decision...and I agree with Delmar on the Bush flashbacks - it will be like salt in a wound to them!

 

[Erasmus]

I voted for Cain because, after all, how can a man of color betray his people in the way Cain has?

[zeitgeist]

"The Joooooos!"

'cause we all know about that dog whistle rich / poor the progressives been blowin'.  Heck, it is straight out of the National Socialist playbook. 

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me.

Martin Niemöller, a prominent Protestant pastor who opposed the Nazi regime. He spent the last 7 years of Nazi rule in concentration camps. Germany, 1937.

[DumbAss Tanker]

"The Joooooos!"

'cause we all know about that dog whistle rich / poor the progressives been blowin'.  Heck, it is straight out of the National Socialist playbook. 

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me.

Martin Niemöller, a prominent Protestant pastor who opposed the Nazi regime. He spent the last 7 years of Nazi rule in concentration camps. Germany, 1937.

With the American electorate these days, it would go more like this:

First they came for the Socialists, and I said "Cool" --
Because I hate Socialists.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I said "Better yet" --
Because I don't have much use for them either.

Then they came for the Jews, and I said "Why bother, there's only 20% of them left, and those ones are on our side."

[BlueStateSaint]

With the American electorate these days, it would go more like this:

First they came for the Socialists, and I said "Cool" --
Because I hate Socialists.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I said "Better yet" --
Because I don't have much use for them either.

Then they came for the Jews, and I said "Why bother, there's only 20% of them left, and those ones are on our side."

 

H5!

[Mike220]

With the American electorate these days, it would go more like this:

First they came for the Socialists, and I said "Cool" --
Because I hate Socialists.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I said "Better yet" --
Because I don't have much use for them either.

Then they came for the Jews, and I said "Why bother, there's only 20% of them left, and those ones are on our side."

 

I almost drenched my keyboard in sweet tea. That was great!

[Mike B the Cajun]

I voted for taa-daa da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS 

I voted that way because BUSH 43 was not an option...