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Offline CG6468

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Welcome to Swaziland
« on: August 11, 2011, 12:54:55 PM »
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Cannibal 'killed friend and ate steak-sized slice of flesh from his back' after argument

By Stewart Maclean

Last updated at 4:58 PM on 9th August 2011

A suspected cannibal has appeared in court after allegedly murdering his friend and eating his flesh.

Mfanimpela Msibi is said to have stabbed Musi Makhanya and removed a steak-sized slice of flesh from his back before grilling it in the oven and tucking in.

The suspect, a vegetable farmer and father of two, was arrested at his home in Swaziland after his horrified family apparently realised what he had done.

Cannibal: The suspect, a vegetable farmer and father of two, was arrested at his home in Swaziland after his horrified family apparently realised what he had done

Police spokeswoman Wendy Hleta said officers interrupted the suspected killer as he calmly chewed on his friend following the brutal killing.

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'It seemed that he had not cooked the flesh properly all the way through and it had proven to be chewier than he expected.'

How Chewy Should It Be?
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Re: Welcome to Swaziland
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 01:08:43 PM »
This is what comes of living on vegetables.
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Re: Welcome to Swaziland
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 01:55:05 PM »
This is what comes of living on vegetables.

Smart boy there, swallowing the evidence like that.
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