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Offline vadawg

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fluxbee laments lack of insects
« on: July 27, 2011, 08:25:27 PM »
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 09:24 PM
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Where are the fireflies? There are NONE outside right now --
 and in rural Virginia, in July, it should be lit up out there right now with fireflies.

Where the hell did they go? Some hideous pesticide? I love them, I miss them.
 

All i can say is i live in rural VA and as im not a DUmmie and i clean my house i can see out of my windows and can see hundreds of fire flies.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 08:31:39 PM »
I don't see as many lightning bugs as I used to when I was a kid.  Oh wait, I lived in a small town with few street lights and now I live in town.  :banghead:
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 08:34:00 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 27, 2011, 08:31:39 PM
I don't see as many lightning bugs as I used to when I was a kid.  Oh wait, I lived in a small town with few street lights and now I live in town.  :banghead:
Same here. ::)
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 08:34:41 PM »
I've never seen a firefly so I don't think we have any here. :( If we do they're not common or I've never been in the right spot to see them.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 08:38:43 PM by compaqxp »
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 08:35:13 PM »
yup i have no street lights and apart from tracer fire  :rofl: and burning trash  :fuelfire: its pitch black out here.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 09:00:14 PM »
Flaxbee, all of your fireflies have migrated to Quebec because of global warming.   
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 09:38:51 PM »
For compaqxp:

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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 09:47:43 PM »
We have tons of them. They aren't out tonight so much, kind of lightning and stormy.

Wasn't this a lament last season too?  Maybe a lack of fireflies is an outer manifestation of the inner darkness and occlusion of the DUmmies?
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 10:27:43 PM »
When I was a little kid, lots of times we'd have snow up to my knees.
We don't get big snows like that anymore. Damn Bush.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 12:05:41 AM »
If fluxbee is looking for bugs, perhaps he/she should check his/her shorts. :naughty:
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 02:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Skul on July 28, 2011, 12:05:41 AM
If fluxbee is looking for bugs, perhaps he/she should check his/her shorts. :naughty:

He/she/it did, but none of them "light up". :rotf:
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 05:31:56 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on July 28, 2011, 02:53:04 AM
He/she/it did, but none of them "light up". :rotf:

Meh - a little west-coast radioactive milk will fix that right up.

As for the original fireflies, they are probably just dancing the foxtrot at some insomniac's house.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 08:09:34 AM »
That reminds me of some moonbat troll at Moonbattery.  He was going on and on  :panic: about how there were NO MORE BEES due to GLOBAL WARMING and we would all STARVE TO DEATH because of lack of pollination.  I replied that we had plenty of bees at my house, buzzing around happily doing what bees do.  He replied that just because I said that, doesn't make it so.   :mental:

I have plenty of fireflies (or lightning bugs, as we called them as a kid in Ohio).  They're very cute.   
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 08:13:32 AM »
We do too -

I keep some in a jar, in case my dreams get real bizarre. And when I mist them with radioactive milk vapor, they glow brighter than an airport searchlight - Its a really outstanding experiment - better than Diet Coke and Mentos.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 08:42:53 AM »
I've seen a ton this year.  More than usual.  And biting flies. :censored:  I've been through two things of bug spray already this year.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2011, 08:54:12 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 08:42:53 AM
I've seen a ton this year.  More than usual.  And biting flies. :censored:  I've been through two things of bug spray already this year.

These are fun:

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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 08:57:29 AM »
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 08:59:21 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2011, 08:57:29 AM
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 09:33:31 AM »
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 10:37:44 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on July 27, 2011, 09:47:43 PM
Wasn't this a lament last season too?  Maybe a lack of fireflies is an outer manifestation of the inner darkness and occlusion of the DUmmies?
It's much simpler than that. 
Fluxbee at no time has ever actually seen a firefly at all. They are all in it's fevered head. :stoner:
Fluxbee's connection has been passing bad acid lately (bad as in = fake).
Thus, Fluxbee sees no fireflies.
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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 10:48:19 AM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on July 28, 2011, 10:37:44 AM
It's much simpler than that. 
Fluxbee at no time has ever actually seen a firefly at all. They are all in it's fevered head. :stoner:
Fluxbee's connection has been passing bad acid lately (bad as in = fake).
Thus, Fluxbee sees no fireflies.

Taking more acid will actually fix that problem.

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Re: fluxbee laments lack of insects
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 12:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 28, 2011, 08:09:34 AM
I have plenty of fireflies (or lightning bugs, as we called them as a kid in Ohio).  They're very cute. 
They're lightning bugs. A firefly is just a gay lightning bug.

When I was a kid, my sisters would smoosh them on their fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.
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