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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2011, 09:24:05 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 13, 2011, 09:15:00 AM
Suggestion - don't talk about any physical woes, no matter how "promising" things look.

I remember a Date from Hell. I met this critter through match.com back in its early days. I had had reservations from the start, but agreed to meet her in a public place because I just didn't trust the situation/her. We met at a Steak 'n Shake for lunch.

That critter ran her mouth from beginning to end about every disease known to man that she had had or continued to have; explained how she was orphaned at the age of 6 and sold into slavery, on and on and on and on.

She actually called me and wondered when we'd connect again. I told her it just wasn't in the cards.

Indeed.  I would add to not speak of any past relationships either.  Especially the really bad ones.  I had a similar experience, but it was a blind date.  This man couldn't shut up about every girl that did him wrong.  GEEZ.  I ended up telling him this wasn't going to work as a date, and then we shared war stories.  He ended up being a pretty good friend.  HA!
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2011, 09:38:26 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 12, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2011, 09:38:27 AM »
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2011, 11:22:29 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 13, 2011, 09:18:26 AM
Oh god I would never do that!!!He has met my mother and she is only 5 ft. He would narrow it down to genetics. Nobody likes woe is me convos, or ex's convos either.

I had a couple of semi-blind dates .... all I heard about were the ex wives and all their issues.  ::) I was really glad I had driven myself to the dates. Made it so much easier to leave!
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2011, 11:31:10 AM »
Quote from: debk on July 13, 2011, 11:22:29 AM
I had a couple of semi-blind dates .... all I heard about were the ex wives and all their issues.  ::) I was really glad I had driven myself to the dates. Made it so much easier to leave!

As a general rule, I don't discuss exes until after the first couple dates or so.  Once you have become more acquainted with one another, it's fine to bitch & compare notes.
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2011, 11:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 13, 2011, 11:31:10 AM
As a general rule, I don't discuss exes until after the first couple dates or so.  Once you have become more acquainted with one another, it's fine to bitch & compare notes.

Exactly...but never on the first meeting.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2011, 11:39:17 AM »
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What is your best advice for a shy woman who wants to ask or talk about as a introductory convo.


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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2011, 03:32:37 PM »
Eupher, what you describe sounds like something we'd find at the DUmp. 

I had a blind date with a guy long time ago, and he told me, over dinner, a long involved story about how he couldn't find a bathroom once, and he had to take a dump real bad. 
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2011, 03:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2011, 03:32:37 PM
Eupher, what you describe sounds like something we'd find at the DUmp. 

I had a blind date with a guy long time ago, and he told me, over dinner, a long involved story about how he couldn't find a bathroom once, and he had to take a dump real bad. 


 :ashamed:

:rofl: :rofl:  :rofl:

Someone should start a bad date thread...I could contribute a few.
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2011, 03:46:38 PM »
I met my wife on a blind date.

That was it. Done dating others for both of us.
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2011, 04:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2011, 03:32:37 PM
Eupher, what you describe sounds like something we'd find at the DUmp. 

I had a blind date with a guy long time ago, and he told me, over dinner, a long involved story about how he couldn't find a bathroom once, and he had to take a dump real bad. 

Well, Karin, I guess it's a good thing I don't hang out at the DUmp!

Maybe this gal I've been talking about is really the Subway Cat( :???: - I ain't too sure about names...)
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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2011, 04:31:47 PM »
my future wife back in the late 80's. we married in 92. met her in a bar. been going strong ever since. we talked more about each other than the weather. no dancing on egg shells for us  :-)



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Re: Ok gentlemen.....
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2011, 05:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2011, 03:32:37 PM
Eupher, what you describe sounds like something we'd find at the DUmp. 

I had a blind date with a guy long time ago, and he told me, over dinner, a long involved story about how he couldn't find a bathroom once, and he had to take a dump real bad. 

Karin, that dude's most likely posting at the DUmp.   :lmao:
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