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HomerRamone  (405 posts)      Tue Jun-28-11 11:06 PM
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"the GOP has “won” time after time through vote suppression and election fraud"
 The New York Review of Books
June 10, 2011

To the Editors:
 
George Soros ("My Philanthropy," New York Review of Books, 5/23/11) paints a discouraging picture of an America in thrall to the Orwellian "Newspeak" ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1381969

After which my absurdity filter broke and the article become unreadable.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1381969

After which my absurdity filter broke and the article become unreadable.

I am not sure what these folk are taking but it is powerful stuff.  We need to get more dummies on board this train to crazy town at the moment this thread is withering on the vine (and there you have it, proof of the far reach of the VRC).

I like the exposed areola  part of this  comment. :rotf:  Bootros Bootros Golly, if I remember my Seinfeld, sex has occured when the nipple makes its first apperance. :rotf:

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Fly by night  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-29-11 06:39 AM
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4. The sad thing is that anyone who studies this issue know Rethugs are stealing elections wholesale.
 Edited on Wed Jun-29-11 07:02 AM by Fly by night
The problem is getting the Obama administration and the Democratic Party to study the issue.

Here in Tennessee, our elections are simply not to be believed anymore. When Memphis (one of the blackest and bluest cities in this country) (s)elects an entirely white, Republican slate of county officials last August, no one -- no one -- believes the result.

When Republican leaders last fall predicted a two to three seat pick-up in our legislature and they pick up 14 (including (s)electing overt racists, pug-ugly jackals and areola-revealing Hooters girls), no one believes it.

When Lincoln Davis, my US Congressman and a serious and seriously handsome DINO, loses to a neophyte neurotic wife abuser and certifiably the ugliest person ever elected to Congress, no one believes it.

When Republicans successfully prevent a law banning unverifiable voting machines from being enacted -- a law that would have made our elections cheaper, faster AND verifiable -- anyone who has followed the issue knows perfectly well why.

And yet the USDOJ continues to do nothing, content to allow our democracy to die while they revel in reefer madness.

Without a safe, secure and trusted election system, this country is ****ed, pre-coital kiss or not.

Hello, White House!! Hello, USDOJ!! Is anyone listening? Is anyone even awake?

 

Paging Eric Holder, please pick up the WHITE courtesy phone. :lol:
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Sing it Grandpa Jones......

"T for Texas, T for Tennessee...ah... T for Texas, T for Tennessee.
T for Thelma, that gal has made a wreck outta me stolen some more elections....".
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Sing it Grandpa Jones......

"T for Texas, T for Tennessee...ah... T for Texas, T for Tennessee.
T for Thelma, that gal has made a wreck outta me stolen some more elections....".

Good grief JR, looks like the ladies axillary of the VRC managed to suck them voters in with their feminine wiles :o
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Here in Tennessee, our elections are simply not to be believed anymore. When Memphis (one of the blackest and bluest cities in this country) (s)elects an entirely white, Republican slate of county officials last August, no one -- no one -- believes the result.

When Republican leaders last fall predicted a two to three seat pick-up in our legislature and they pick up 14 (including (s)electing overt racists, pug-ugly jackals and areola-revealing Hooters girls), no one believes it.

When Lincoln Davis, my US Congressman and a serious and seriously handsome DINO, loses to a neophyte neurotic wife abuser and certifiably the ugliest person ever elected to Congress, no one believes it.

Memphis is black as black can be, since everyone who could long ago escaped to the suburbs, but many of the suburbs are in Shelby County, and overall the racial makeup is almost exactly 50-50. Incarcerations swing the balance to the white side. The county commission has 13 members, of which seven are white devils.

DUmmy Bernie is lamenting a big step backward in any hopes for legal dope in Tennessee, although the chances were already nil.

Republican pickups in the 2010 election went beyond anyone's predictions in nearly every state, because the predictions were made without realizing what a truly awful mess the jug-eared Kenyan was creating, nor how motivated his opposition was.

Everyone knows that Republicans are either racists, or pug-ugly, and many of us have a strong preference for areola-flashing women, especially if they're attractive enought to land a gig at Hooters, so that makes how we select our candidates understandable.

On the last item, Bernie has a point.  The neophyte neurotic who sent Lincoln Davis to the showers may well be the ugliest man in the Congress, if you exempt Henry Waxman. But he's also a conservative medical doctor, so he may also be the smartest man in the Congress. I guess the democrat problem was their candidate just wasn't progressive enough.

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I guess the democrat problem was their candidate just wasn't progressive enough.

That does seem to be the trend, doesn't it?

And who is the Hooter's girl the DUmmie is bleating about?
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Well, he's not that butt-ugly, and you can't exempt Henry Waxman, or Barney Frank either.  DesJarlais looks like he's not attempting to be handsome in his pics.  No suit, tie, or professional makeup artist.  Nor does he do a Barbara Boxer, and publish an official photo taken 25 years ago.  

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As Obama tanks ever steeper, the DUmp is going ever more insane.

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That new pot the VRWC labs have been working on seem to be a might potent.

It is working even better than we had planned.    :evillaugh:

Next, we will condense it into liquid form to be sprayed in contrails. 

All conservatives will be issued instructions on where to pick up your survival kits with the special blue pills in them (they look like M&M's), which will render the chemical inert, and a schedule of the chemtrail spraying.

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As Obama tanks ever steeper, the DUmp is going ever more insane.

Fun Fact: Nanzi Pelousi spent more than $2,000.000.00 (a $110,000.00 on booze alone) of our money on her corporate jet just in 2009 and 2010. That is one hell of a tax break for the lady that increased her net worth during that time by $65,000,000.00.

About those corporate jet tax breaks....the idiot Obama's super smart people wrote the bill and he signed it that gives them the tax break..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I thought Jimmy Carter was one of the smartest democrats around.  Would think he would be able to beat some actor.
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That new pot the VRWC labs have been working on seem to be a might potent.

It is working even better than we had planned.    :evillaugh:

Next, we will condense it into liquid form to be sprayed in contrails. 

All conservatives will be issued instructions on where to pick up your survival kits with the special blue pills in them (they look like M&M's), which will render the chemical inert, and a schedule of the chemtrail spraying.

That is all.

My blue pills look like tic tacs, does that mean I got the wrong ones?
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My blue pills look like tic tacs, does that mean I got the wrong ones?
 

Yours will work, but they are the older ones.  Check the expiration date.
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Yours will work, but they are the older ones.  Check the expiration date.

Yeah--if you have an erection lasting more than four hours . . . call your doctor (to brag). :tongue:
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Yeah--if you have an erection lasting more than four hours . . . call your doctor (to brag). :tongue:

WAIT!  STOP!

THOSE ARE THE WRONG "BLUE PILLS"!   :rotf:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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That does seem to be the trend, doesn't it?

And who is the Hooter's girl the DUmmie is bleating about?
Rep. Julia Hurley
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Rep. Julia Hurley



Oh....   :o

Very nice. 

Why do the DUmmies hate pretty women?   :-)
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Oh....   :o

Very nice. 

Why do the DUmmies hate pretty women?   :-)

Because nearly all of them are conservative.  :wink:
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Yeah--if you have an erection lasting more than four hours . . . call your doctor (to brag). :tongue:

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