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Offline Gina

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Obama and Oprah
« on: June 20, 2011, 04:53:25 PM »
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 256 million people very happy.'







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Re: Obama and Oprah
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 02:12:39 PM »
Good one.  :-)

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Re: Obama and Oprah
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 02:19:05 PM »
I heard it before, only it was Jesse Jackson instead of obastard.  :lmao:
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