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                        THIS  JUST IN:
 
Playboy  magazine has reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude  in
    an  upcoming issue.  
Michelle Obama was offered $75 by  National Geographic.
In other news... we all remember  when KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) offered a
    "Hillary  Meal" consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.    Now, KFC is offering    the  "Obama Cabinet Bucket."  It consists of nothing but left  wings and rear-ends.
Just keeping you up to  date.