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Those Pearly Gates
« on: June 12, 2011, 09:50:16 AM »
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when three illegal immigrant men arrive. He looks out through the gates and says, "Wait here. I will be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's office and tells Him who is outside the gates waiting to enter.

God says to St. Peter, "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers here. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's office and says, "Well, they're gone."

"Who? The illegal immigrants?" asked God

"No....the gates."
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