friendsofweiner@gmail.com
Hey Weiner!
Look, it doesn't take a genius to know no one in school ever called you by your first name.
I'm just writing to give you a bit of friendly advice. RESIGN. Its for the good of your party.When Miss Pelosi and your own party members start asking for your head its a good idea that they are looking to keep theirs.
2012 is going to be a repeat of 2010.
-If you don't want your name used against other democrats in 2012, RESIGN.
-If you don't want your name headlining jokes on the nightly talk shows, RESIGN.
-If you don't want us all to see the bombshell photos Briebart has, RESIGN.
-If you want to salvage your reputation, RESIGN.
-If you want to salvage your marriage, RESIGN.
Look. Spitzer has a cush job at CNN. There are people out there who like you, and will employ you.
Take your new wife and retire to a civilian life of peace. i.e, RESIGN.
Thanks for listening, Weiner.