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Offline Chris_

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Geelong cop-dragging 'witch' says she's not from here
« on: July 27, 2010, 02:15:16 AM »
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A self-proclaimed Geelong witch told a traffic cop she was not subject to earthly laws as she was "a being from another world".

"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you," Eilish De Avalon said, driving off with the officer's arm caught in her driver's side door.

Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said De Avalon ignored repeated calls to stop and instead accelerated, reaching up to 60km/h as she dragged Leading Senior Constable Andrew Logan 190m along busy Moorabool St.

De Avalon had only stopped after being forced to slow in traffic and the officer grabbed the keys from her ignition.

"When asked to produce her driver's licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one," Sen-Constable Lamb said. "When asked why not, she said, 'I'm a being from another world and don't require one.' When asked to state her name and address De Avalon replied, 'I have a universal name that is not recognised here'."

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2010/07/27/195111_news.html

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Re: Geelong cop-dragging 'witch' says she's not from here
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 02:23:54 AM »
It's a real shame that certain hallucinogens aren't detected by the roadside drug testing kits.

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Re: Geelong cop-dragging 'witch' says she's not from here
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 05:12:28 AM »
This happens quite often where the cop reaches in and is dragged off. Police should rethink this procedure. Just tase the asshole who will not comply or who is threatening. 

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Re: Geelong cop-dragging 'witch' says she's not from here
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 09:00:26 AM »
This happens quite often where the cop reaches in and is dragged off. Police should rethink this procedure. Just tase the asshole who will not comply or who is threatening. 

Things are probably different in Californistan, but here in the Heartland that is considered a justifiable deadly force situation for the cop, and rightly so.
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Re: Geelong cop-dragging 'witch' says she's not from here
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 03:12:29 PM »
This woman may have a point.

For years I have kept a list of people that would make interesting conversation at my table.

I have been thinking that if I sat her opposite  some big wig from the Church of Scientology I would learn a thing or two.