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Offline franksolich

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primitive bitches about physicians
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:39:48 PM »
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Oh my.

No primitives showed up at this campfire, but I brought it over anyway, to make a point.

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mopinko   (1000+ posts)        Mon May-16-11 07:53 AM
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grrr doctors! how they hate to say "i don't know"

middle child has had abdominal troubles for a long time. she had a colonoscopy last week. when the doc came in, he said "well, good news, we didn't find anything". my daughter burst into tears. why can't they just say "well, we didn't find any answers"? it's not that they don't know that patients are often unhappy with normal results because they want to know what it wrong.

is it that they lack that empathy? or they just hate to admit their limits?

worn these same shoes myself. wanted scream in their faces sometimes.

Now, for those who don't know, the mopinko primitive is the loudest hypochondriac on Skins's island; she's been afflicted with every disease and ailment known to mankind, including haemophilia and prostrate cancer, and some things that haven't been invented yet.

It's a wonder the mopinko primitive has lived so long (probably in her early 60s, although she may be as young as her mid-50s), all the diseases and ailments she's had.

Like mother, like daughter.

I'm no physician, but I suspect these "abdominal pains" are in the head.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 03:42:48 PM »
It could be nerves, stress, anxiety.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 03:45:39 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=317x4223

Oh my.

No primitives showed up at this campfire, but I brought it over anyway, to make a point.

Now, for those who don't know, the mopinko primitive is the loudest hypochondriac on Skins's island; she's been afflicted with every disease and ailment known to mankind, including haemophilia and prostrate cancer, and some things that haven't been invented yet.

It's a wonder the mopinko primitive has lived so long (probably in her early 60s, although she may be as young as her mid-50s), all the diseases and ailments she's had.

Like mother, like daughter.

I'm no physician, but I suspect these "abdominal pains" are in the head.

At first glance I thought it was the primitive that had the problem. Since it's the daughter I don't know. If it would have been the primitive there is a chance that her head was so far up ass that it caused abdominal troubles. Even a primitive shouldn't stick their head in passed the shoulders, but many try.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 04:01:23 PM »
I was diagnosed with hypochondria awhile back, they put me on this medicine called Placebo, it's working miracles.  :-)
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 04:22:53 PM »
I was diagnosed with hypochondria awhile back, they put me on this medicine called Placebo, it's working miracles.  :-)

I'll bet if physicians prescribed pills made of sugar, flour, water, and red food-coloring to the primitives, 90% of the primitives would find themselves "cured."

After all, the main thing here is that primitives "believe" that pills solve their problems.

And considering so many primitives are on the taxpayers' dime, it would save money too.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2011, 04:26:15 PM »
Munchausen by proxy I bet.

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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2011, 04:26:51 PM »
Munchausen by proxy I bet.

Thanks for reminding me of the name, madam.

I forgot what it's called.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 04:33:59 PM »
I'll bet if physicians prescribed pills made of sugar, flour, water, and red food-coloring to the primitives, 90% of the primitives would find themselves "cured."

After all, the main thing here is that primitives "believe" that pills solve their problems.

And considering so many primitives are on the taxpayers' dime, it would save money too.

Actually, weed is the cure all at DUmmyland.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2011, 07:46:30 AM »
Actually, weed is the cure all at DUmmyland.

All you have to do is tell them that there is weed in it and they will flock to the pharmacy. ;)

And BEG that is what went through my head as well.
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Re: primitive bitches about physicians
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2011, 10:02:09 AM »
The DUche should just boycott doctors.
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