I await their first policy controversy...
A: We should do it this way.
B: No, this way!
A: We can't do it like that!
B: ****-you, neocommie!
A: Well, we voted on it and we're doing it this way!
B: ****-off, I'm seceding!
A: Double ****-you we seceded first!
C: Guys! Thomas Jefferson said we needed a revolution every 20 years not every 20 minutes!
B: Yeah, well Ben Frankling said those who trade liberty for security deserve neither.
C: Franklin never said that. It's misattributed. Look here.
A: **** you and your wiki-quotes.
D: Hey guys! Ron Paul just wrote something new!
B: This'll settle it once and for all!
(they huddle about the scrap of paper)
A: Damn, he was just ordering sushi.
D: It's so obvious!
A, B, C: (in unison) What?
D: If we all eat sushi we can settle this dispute over a plate of shashimi.
B: But I don't like shashimi. I want tempura.
A: Oh shut the **** up!
B: **** you neocommie!
C: Guys can we all just order?
And so they did. And they all subsequenty died from bad sushi because in Paulville health regulations were seen as a fascist encroachment upon personal liberty best resolved by market forces.
SO maybe in his own little way Ron Paul really did save the day.