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Offline CG6468

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Dear Israel
« on: May 24, 2011, 08:52:44 AM »
Received in an email:

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Dear Israel,

I’m an American, and I want you to know that I think the man occupying our White House is an idiot. Let me be very clear that I consider our two nations, Israel and the United States of America, as allies.

I apologize for the misguided and presumably darkly motivated remarks of Barack Obama, apparently intended to make it appear Americans stand against you and with the Palestinian terrorists….we do not. Based upon the people I know and communicate with, I believe the vast majority of Americans disagree with Obama.

Please be encouraged that we are moving as fast as we can, and sparing no expense or lack of effort to ensure American voters correct the mistake we made by allowing the Obama administration to be fraudulently foisted upon us by the liberal media, and their backers.

We have a lot to talk about once we’ve eliminated the immediate danger that threatens our own nation, and our important alliance with you, but for now, please don’t blame the American people for the ludicrous remarks of the idiot standing at the teleprompter.

Sincerely,

An American voter
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

Offline true_blood

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Re: Dear Israel
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 08:18:47 PM »
^^That was awesome.
We have a mooselim sympathizer, communist community organizer in the white mosque.

Offline CG6468

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Re: Dear Israel
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 07:28:38 AM »
^^That was awesome.
We have a mooselim sympathizer, communist community organizer in the white mosque.

I cannot take credit for it. I got it in an email.
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Dear Israel
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 10:25:54 AM »
Dear Israel:

You are so screwed.

Seriesly,
The One, The Only, The Imam Obama


“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin