DUmmies Discuss Really Stupid Idea For Peace In Middle East

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MinneapolisMatt  (1000+ posts)       Tue May-24-11 11:56 AM
Original message
I wlll get flamed for this.
But I don't care.

Why is the Israel-Palestine situation so ****ing complicated? Just ****ing tear down all barriers, Jews can call it Israel, Muslims can call it Palestine. Everyone coexists and life goes on.

THE END. I'm so sick of this shit.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1163968
DUmmy MinneapolisMatt will be castigated for this stupid post, but it's really just as realistic and savvy as the Carter Center.

The Velveteen Ocelot  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-24-11 12:00 PM
Response to Original message
3. Geez! Why didn't somebody think of that sooner? All fixed. No problem.

Not gonna flame. Just gonna laugh.

 

muriel_volestrangler  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:01 PM
Response to Original message
4. It's about far more than barriers and the names
Surely you realise that?

 

aikoaiko (1000+ posts)      Tue May-24-11 12:04 PM
Response to Original message
8. I have often thought a few rounds of Kumbaya and strawberry smoothies would do the trick.

There you go! The Jimmy Carter approach to foreign relations.

Atman  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #8
19. I thought a friendly softball game could settle it.
A few beers afterward...everyone will be friends. I can't believe we didn't think of this sooner!

Your idea is REALLY bad when even DUmmy Pedro Picasso can see that it's stupid.

MinneapolisMatt  (1000+ posts)       Tue May-24-11 12:05 PM
Response to Original message
10. But why does everyone make it so complicated?
I just don't understand.

Throw the agendas away, get over yourselves, and strive for peace.

I have heard rumors of a merger between the Carter Center and the Rodney King Foreign Relations Institute.
 

Speck Tater  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-24-11 12:07 PM
Response to Original message
11. The saddest thing is that ...
100 years from now everyone involved in the issue will be dead and gone, yet babies who have not even born today will, by then, be adults and will have been taught to carry on the pointless hatred and violence. Is that any kind of legacy to give your children? When will these people grow up?

Why won't those immature Israelis agree to extermination?


DUmmy tridim reaches the democrat solution:

tridim  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-24-11 12:09 PM
Response to Original message
14. Outlaw religious states.

RandomThoughts  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #16
20. The corrections to most problems are actually simple
It is really simple to solve most problems, people just don't want to do what that takes, so they find complex ways to try and emulate the actual correction, or hide the problems.

Send me the beer and travel money that is due, problem solved, but instead they will spend trillions before doing that thinking they can censor, or they will pretend like it is not an issue they need to correct by rationalizations it is something else.

Most societies problems are easy to solve, getting the few people that profit terribly from those problems to want to fix them, that is a different issue.

 

JitterbugPerfume  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-24-11 12:25 PM
Response to Original message
23. you are very young , aren't you?

Sal Minella  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:50 PM
Response to Reply #24
31. Indeed.
Religion of any kind can screw up a one-car parade.

Israelis want to survive and prosper as a naton.
Muzzies want to follow their pedophile prophet's commandment to slaughter infidels.
Doesn't sound like either side is motivated by what a reasonable person would consider a religion.
 

Dreamer Tatum  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:32 PM
Response to Original message
25. Because the stated goal of many is to exterminate Israel and Jews completely.
Think before you post.

 

Sal Minella  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #25
32. Who, exactly, has said their "goal is to exterminate Israel and
the Jews completely?"

I would love to see a credible quote on this from a real person of some sort.

DUmmy Sal Minella is unaware of the central muzzie tenet.
 
 

wuushew (1000+ posts)      Tue May-24-11 12:40 PM
Response to Original message
28. Not feasible, also not mutually benefitially to both parties
Why doesn't the U.S. merge with Mexico? Same reason.

That analogy would work better if there if Mexico's population was fifty times that of the United States, and if Mexico had a sworn religious imperative to murder every single American.

It's easy to forget there are only about 8 million Israelis, and 2 million of those are muzzies. Thank God for the abysmal incompetence, stupidity, and laziness of the muzzie world.
 

[DumbAss Tanker]

RandomThoughts  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #16
20. The corrections to most problems are actually simple
It is really simple to solve most problems, people just don't want to do what that takes, so they find complex ways to try and emulate the actual correction, or hide the problems...

Yep, all you have to do is get rid of all them pesky people, and things clear right up, doncha know.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

If you live in Minnesota, just remember that this is what cancels out your vote.

[Rebel]

Yep, all you have to do is get rid of all them pesky people, and things clear right up, doncha know.

Hitler came to the same conclusion.

[Ralph Wiggum]

New linkage....as usual, it was moved to the Israel/Palestine forum.  

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=124x353274

Can't be showing off hatred for the Jooooooooooooooos on one of the major forums, don'tcha know?

[Rebel]

Sal Minella  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #25
32. Who, exactly, has said their "goal is to exterminate Israel and
the Jews completely?"

I would love to see a credible quote on this from a real person of some sort.

Their OWN ****ING GOVERNMENT, you dumb f'n moron!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas_Charter

The Covenant of the Islamic Resistance Movement was issued on  August

18, 1988. The Islamic Resistance Movement, also known as  the  HAMAS,

is an extremist fundamentalist Islamic organization operating in  the

territories under Israeli control. Its Covenant  is  a  comprehensive

manifesto comprised of 36 separate articles, all of which promote the

basic HAMAS goal of destroying the  State  of  Israel  through  Jihad

(Islamic  Holy  War).  The  following  are  excerpts  of  the   HAMAS

Covenant:

On the Destruction of Israel:

-----------------------------

'Israel will exist and  will  continue  to  exist  until  Islam  will

obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it.' (Preamble)

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/docs/880818a.htm


Hamas Charter

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Their OWN ****ING GOVERNMENT, you dumb f'n moron!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas_Charter

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/docs/880818a.htm


Hamas Charter

Bad translation. You don't speak arabic. You don't know that's what that really says.</DUmbass>

I learned that response reading Hugo Chavez threads.

[Mike220]

Their OWN ****ING GOVERNMENT, you dumb f'n moron!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas_Charter

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/docs/880818a.htm


Hamas Charter

But that doesn't say anything about exterminating all the Jews, just Israel. [/DU]

[Rebel]

But that doesn't say anything about exterminating all the Jews, just Israel. [/DU]

Hamas: Allah, kill Christians and Jews "to the last one"


I can do this all day.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Hamas: Allah, kill Christians and Jews "to the last one"


I can do this all day.

RW media source; probably funded by the Koch brothers, which is probably a Jewish name.

[Rebel]

RW media source; probably funded by the Koch brothers, which is probably a Jewish name.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BF8jyNkSSM[/youtube]

[Rebel]

If that's not enough, here's 35 pages of videos:

http://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?p=kill+jews+hamas

[Rebel]

Think any DUmmies will read this and finally get a f'n clue, Snugs?


I doubt it.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Hitler came to the same conclusion.

The difference between him and the DUmmies is just the ways & means, not the ends.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Think any DUmmies will read this and finally get a f'n clue, Snugs?

I doubt it.

What makes you think they aren't already perfectly aware of everything you've posted?

Once the evasions no longer suffice they will shift to "expressions of frustrations brought on by the Jewish apartheid state".

They know what Hamas says. They know.

They just want the Jews to be gone. Then the muzzies will be at peace and count the progressives as their deliverers.

[JohnnyReb]

Well, if you axe me....we should apply the "Golden Rule". Do unto others as you would have them do unto you....Muslims want to kill everybody so we kill all the Muzzies...problem solved...at least that one for a little while.

[BlueStateSaint]

They just want the Jews to be gone. Then the muzzies will be at peace and count the progressives as their deliverers.

Just before they knock off the progressives . . .

[DumbAss Tanker]

... Then the muzzies will be at peace and count the progressives as their deliverers.

That will work about as well as making friends with wild bears by feeding them raw pork roasts for two-three months...and then running out of pork roasts.

[Revolution]

Question DUmbass Matt: What happens when you combine flame with let's say...paper? Does it co-exist, or does it eat itself? I understand as a DUmor, you're a very simple man, so I provided a very simple, very basic, question. No need to answer. Just think on it...

Idiot.

[Duke Nukum]

Sal Minella  (1000+ posts)         Tue May-24-11 12:50 PM
Response to Reply #24
31. Indeed.
Religion of any kind can screw up a one-car parade.

Esp. a Marx-based religion. Could you imagine if you DUmmies wanted to put on a one-car parade? It would end in nuclear devastation if you had access to such weapons.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Just before they knock off the progressives . . .

That will work about as well as making friends with wild bears by feeding them raw pork roasts for two-three months...and then running out of pork roasts.

Unpossible! Progressives are smarter than that.

Don't believe me?

Just ask them, they'll tell you.