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DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« on: May 19, 2011, 04:45:42 PM »
DUmmy Horse with no Brain takes a break from her series of "daughter" bouncies to break big news at the DUmp. She's leaving her hot, dusty, crappy, Texas trailer park to move into an old farmhouse. I sense lots of bouncies in the near future on the obstacles preventing the move. Most will be attributed to George W. Bush. This could turn into a very nice storyline.
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-18-11 11:41 PM
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Just got the news. Will be making a move.
Well, actually just a small one...staying in the same county BUT buying a 60-year old farmhouse in the country.

The nice thing is that the house has new plumbing, new electrical, new doors and new windows. It has been re-insulated and structurally in excellent shape. It has central air and heat, but also has radiant heaters/window units to offset those. Cosmetically? Not so much.

I LOVE the house! It has hardwood floors in good structural condition, but need to be stained and sealed. The rooms are huge. There is plenty of room for the entire family--including grandkids.

There is a existing garden, clothesline, rain barrels, and utilizes co-ops for water and electricity.

But here is the nice part.
I will cut school driving by 60 miles a day by being able to utilize the school bus.
I will cut work driving by 60 miles a day because it is closer to work.
Utilities will be much cheaper.
The house, although not as pretty, is much more efficient than my current house.
I have a place to raise a calf and a pig to put in the freezer. We will also get some chickens.
I will use the existing garden, BUT plan on using my boxes too.
BUT the nicest part is that my house payment will be cut in half.

I haven't yet been able to figure out how much savings this will be each month--but I know just the gas will be an extra $80/week.
Wish me luck and I will be posting pictures of the renovation in the DIY forum.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1131868
This farm will come fully equipped with a pie shop.


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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)         Wed May-18-11 11:49 PM
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8. Awesome news!
Congratulations!
 
nadin knows farms. It's surprising she hasn't chimed in with some animal husbandry tips.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 04:58:34 PM »
I wonder if she is taking her "present" home when she leaves the trailer park.

Trailer park property values would double within 24 (non-business) hours, maybe even triple.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 05:14:45 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 19, 2011, 04:58:34 PM
I wonder if she is taking her "present" home when she leaves the trailer park.

Trailer park property values would double within 24 (non-business) hours, maybe even triple.

Good chance that the move would ALSO double or triple the value of whatever decaying squat she's found to hole up in next.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 05:26:37 PM »
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I have a place to raise a calf and a pig to put in the freezer.

WTF bitch.  I'm calling PETA.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 05:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 19, 2011, 05:26:37 PM
WTF bitch.  I'm calling PETA.

The pig at least will welcome death. Imagine living with a DUmmie. Poor piggy.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 05:38:04 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 19, 2011, 05:33:28 PM
The pig at least will welcome death. Imagine living with a DUmmie. Poor piggy.


What do you get when you cross a DUmmie with a pig?

Nothing.  There's some things a pig just won't do.  (Old joke, but it applies.)   :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 05:45:31 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 19, 2011, 05:38:04 PM
What do you get when you cross a DUmmie with a pig?

Nothing.  There's some things a pig just won't do.  (Old joke, but it applies.)   :rotf:

Didn't ABBA do a song about that? 

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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 07:12:51 PM »
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I have a place to raise a calf and a pig to put in the freezer. We will also get some chickens.

Poor calf and piggy :bawl: and does this mean she'll be posting in the cooking and baking forum?
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 07:22:48 PM »
I wonder if it's Leatherface's old farm?
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 08:49:11 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 09:44:53 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on May 19, 2011, 05:45:31 PM
Didn't ABBA do a song about that? 


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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 07:52:43 PM »
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I have a place to raise a calf and a pig to put in the freezer.

Whaddya all wanna bet that when slaughter time comes around she won't be able to do it?
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 09:31:48 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 20, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
Whaddya all wanna bet that when slaughter time comes around she won't be able to do it?
I say there's almost no chance she'll get out of the trailer park.
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Re: DUmmy Horse with no Brain - Abandoning The Trailer Park?
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2011, 04:58:24 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 20, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
Whaddya all wanna bet that when slaughter time comes around she won't be able to do it?

They'll just do what every other liberal does.

Get someone else to do it for them.
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