Is bearded lady behind reported $2,800 Fort Pierce heist?

[bijou]

A woman in Fort Pierce may have gotten away with $2,800 by the hair of her chinny chin chin.

Literally.

A 51-year-old man told Fort Pierce police a woman sporting "facial hair" stole his wallet May 10 in what could be called a hair-raising experience, according to a recently released report. The wallet contained $2,800, credit cards and the man's driver's license.

The female with facial hair flagged the man down at Avenue D and North 6th Street, the man told police. She got in his van and asked for a ride to a house.

While waiting for a light to change, the woman with the hair on her mug reached in his right front pocket and took his wallet. She got out of the van and ran. ...

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Floriduh.

[vesta111]

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So funny and a bit sad.    Some male picks up a person wearing woman's clothing but has a bit of facial hair to give them a ride and finds out they themselves have been taken for  a ride. Who was this woman, did she remind him of his aunt Mary that was 80 years old and came over from Italy.?????

[Eupher]

Well, I can see she escaped by the hair of her chinny-chin-chin.

Ducked out and fled, evading capture by a whisker.

In a lineup, her 5-o'clock shadow will give her away, you can be sure of that. Had the entire police force on a razor's edge, most likely.