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Offline CG6468

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Tarzan
« on: May 12, 2011, 08:39:23 AM »
I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into making any more movies.

He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree.

I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House!!!





 

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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 08:40:45 AM »
 :waisis: :bouncingidiot:
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 09:08:25 AM »
Look at MeShall. She could have played the leading female roll in the remake of "Planet of the Apes"....no sweat.
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2011, 09:08:25 AM
Look at MeShall. She could have played the leading female roll in the remake of "Planet of the Apes"....no sweat.

No FAIR, do you males make fun of your friends wives, the ones with a mustash or 200 pounds over weight ???  Do you in any way let a friend know that his wife is ugly ??? 

Check out your own wife ,does she have to lift her boobs before putting on a belt, does your own wife have a uni brow, hair in ears and nose????

If you  are married to a woman that is 25, with a barbie doll figure --good luck--Next month she will vanish with some dude that has more money then you.

So you most likely live with a woman that has changed through the years.-----Back up buster, what about You??

Where has the hair gone, whats with the gray, that big thing you carry about above your belt, you look 6 months pregnant--where did that come from??

All those medications in the medicine cabinet, why all the Prep H, antacids, and foot care???? the Lipitor and the Viagra.

Now you dudes have the so called right to criticize a woman's looks married to another man???

Is Your wife over weight, have a health problem that ages her very fast ????  You just know how well you aged, are the woman still flocking to run their fingers through your non existant hair???

Still you live with a woman that loves you and you her, it is not looks that matter it is shared love. do you care what someone down town cares about your wife's appearance ???

Does your wife care about your ageing and appearance??

I wish I could lock you guys in a cellar and make you watch video tapes of our past presidents wives.   Can you make fun of Mamie Eisenhower for instance.

Screw you and the horse you road on, do you creations also criticize your mothers looks??????


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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 10:01:51 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM
No FAIR, do you males make fun of your friends wives, the ones with a mustash or 200 pounds over weight ???  Do you in any way let a friend know that his wife is ugly ??? 

Check out your own wife ,does she have to lift her boobs before putting on a belt, does your own wife have a uni brow, hair in ears and nose????

If you  are married to a woman that is 25, with a barbie doll figure --good luck--Next month she will vanish with some dude that has more money then you.

So you most likely live with a woman that has changed through the years.-----Back up buster, what about You??

Where has the hair gone, whats with the gray, that big thing you carry about above your belt, you look 6 months pregnant--where did that come from??

All those medications in the medicine cabinet, why all the Prep H, antacids, and foot care???? the Lipitor and the Viagra.

Now you dudes have the so called right to criticize a woman's looks married to another man???

Is Your wife over weight, have a health problem that ages her very fast ????  You just know how well you aged, are the woman still flocking to run their fingers through your non existant hair???

Still you live with a woman that loves you and you her, it is not looks that matter it is shared love. do you care what someone down town cares about your wife's appearance ???

Does your wife care about your ageing and appearance??

I wish I could lock you guys in a cellar and make you watch video tapes of our past presidents wives.   Can you make fun of Mamie Eisenhower for instance.

Screw you and the horse you road on, do you creations also criticize your mothers looks??????


My my. I do believe vesta's got a hard-on.  :rotf:
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 10:05:33 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM
No FAIR, do you males make fun of your friends wives, the ones with a mustash or 200 pounds over weight ???  Do you in any way let a friend know that his wife is ugly ??? 

What else do you think we talk about?
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 02:54:46 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM
Screw you and the horse you road on, do you creations also criticize your mothers looks??????

Screw you, Vesta111. You don't like the postings? Then ignore them, STFU, and quit insulting other people.
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 03:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 12, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
My my. I do believe vesta's got a hard-on.  :rotf:

THAT is a great general description of her or it, or whatever.
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 07:48:28 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM
No FAIR, do you males make fun of your friends wives, the ones with a mustash

Well, as I live in a predominatly hispanic community, about 90% of the women have a mustache... Yes, I do make fun of it! I ask guys if their wives/mothers/sisters shave, wax, tweeze or bleach. BTW, they laugh, you humorless twit.
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 08:21:05 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 12, 2011, 09:58:01 AM
No FAIR, do you males make fun of your friends wives, the ones with a mustash or 200 pounds over weight ???  Do you in any way let a friend know that his wife is ugly ??? 

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Screw you and the horse you road on, do you creations also criticize your mothers looks??????


Touch a raw nerve somewhere eh Vesta ?
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 11:18:06 PM »
Why is she calling us creations? What a cretin.
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 11:04:47 AM »
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does your own wife have a uni brow, hair in ears and nose????

Call it a hunch, but somehow I don't think the guys here have wives with such features as nose hair, ear hair, and a unibrow.  If we were at the DUmp, that would be a different matter.  Conservative guys have conservative women, who generally are attractive and quite well groomed.  Such horrors are taken care of swiftly at the spa, if necessary.

 
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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 12:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 13, 2011, 11:04:47 AM
Call it a hunch, but somehow I don't think the guys here have wives with such features as nose hair, ear hair, and a unibrow.  If we were at the DUmp, that would be a different matter.  Conservative guys have conservative women, who generally are attractive and quite well groomed.  Such horrors are taken care of swiftly at the spa, if necessary.

 

Mrs. E is mostly liberal, but she isn't a raving moonbat about it.

But she never met a Democrat she didn't like.  :whatever:

Anyway, ix-nay to the nose hair, ear hair, and uni-brow. I think she's quite cute.  :-)

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Re: Tarzan
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 12:34:28 PM »
A lovely couple! 
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