Hey Eupher, exactly which sports have you participated in?? (Bandboy) 
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Looks like our resident Grammar Nazi has woken up from his widdle nap!
Sports I've participated in:
1. 16 oz. curls
2. 1 liter quaffs
3. powder puff football (coaching, of course

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4. Pocket pool billiards
5. 100 m ball busting
6. Long distance telephoning
7. Bleacher and 4 ft. fence sitting
8. High Speed Cheek Turning
9. Fart Ignition Medley
10. Harassing Thor and Navy Airedales