If the merits of comprehensive tax reform were debated by Randy, Paula and Simon on a stage, the American public might pay more attention. *eyeroll*
"Yo Dog -- that was just an OK idea. I mean that income bracket part seemed uneven, but you really got strong on the extra sales tax for the Super Rich. Ending with the new Estate tax was a new idea, but I am not sure it worked the way you wanted."
"Well, I am very proud of you. Your presentation binder is really sharp and attention-getting. I can tell you worked really hard on this plan."
"The whole thing doesn't make a bloody bit of sense. I can't see any real savings for the average person and the government doesn't get anything out of it either. If it had been flat front to back at least that would have done something. You need to work harder if you are going to stay for the next round."
(cue music)
"This is Ryan Seacrest -- for this candidate dial 1-800-TAX-ME1. Hey, Simon, I was hoping they would have a special tax for British Citizens who make their money here in the USA."
"Look Ryan, what you REALLY want is for them to tax by the foot."
(crowd goes "oooooooh")
Fade to H&R Block commercial....