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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:43 AMOriginal messagethe NSA has ****ed with me for much too long... Now a multi-agency task force is watching their every move. And many operatives will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for violating my freedoms. Since these fools have also disrupted other signals to US intelligence agencies, some operatives will be prosecuted for treason. I might get killed tomorrow. But Jeffersons Ghost will haunt them forever. The NSA watches teenagers in the nude through their computers and watches people having sex to get their jollies. They misuse federal equipment and do it on agency time, because they are perverts with too much power, or so they thought. There's a MUCH bigger agency watching them!
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:55 AMResponse to Original message2. the NSA is violating my rights as an American citizen by hiding this post.... They should be prosecuted. I'll gladly testify.
notesdev (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 01:57 AMResponse to Reply #24. Now they just violated you all the way to the 9/11 forum Surely the ACLU is courageous enough to take up your case... ?
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue May-10-11 03:16 AMResponse to Reply #46. these idiots will be haunted by 1,000 JGs to the power of 10 forever... after I print what I'm going to print tomorrow in hard copy.I was a "sleeper" until 9/11. When I awoke, my duty was to defend the US Constitution. I took on George W Bush Jr and the ****ing NSA. I'll haunt anyone that tries to destroy American freedom forever, we have PLENTY of vocals footage and copy. Get ready punks! I did a slide show to the SOUND OF SILENCE that awoke other CIA sleepers worldwide.
Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts)Tue May-10-11 03:04 AMResponse to Reply #35. you're cleared for prison ass hole... I'm cleared to direct the wind, weather, birds and insects through a "weather" satellite. I can hear the wind and it directs me. The drums guitars and other musical instruments in a song give me advice. Frogs talk to me and butterflies give me a path to follow. I know all about hidden imagery on TV that brainwashes most citizens, so TV warns me when to leave. The CIA called me the Raven. My friends open train terminals just for me with automatic doors, before employees get to work. Then, they shut down the board that tells when trains depart when a song comes on my radio singing:Open Arms lyricsLying beside youhere in the darkFeeling your heart beat with mineSoftly you whisperyou're so sincereHow could our love be so blindWe sailed on togetherWe drifted a partAnd here you are by my sideSo now I come to youwith open armsNothing to hidebelieve what I saySo here I am with open armsHoping you'll see what your love means to meOpen armsBUT THAT WAS D.H.S. what are you cleared for punk, besides a stormy year?Then they gave me a train all to myself to sleep aboard, but I was afraid it was a hypnotic trick so I waited for another later train with people on board.BTW, **** off
notesdev (1000+ posts)Tue May-10-11 03:27 AMResponse to Reply #57. This is complete BS. The KKK is endorsed by Procter and Gamble, who also supports thesatanists, and who sold Mrs. Field's cookie recipe to Neiman Marcus for$2,000 after the kiddie tatoos laced with LSD that were supposed to beused for satanic ritual abuse at that day care center in Beaufort weremistakenly eaten by the choking doberman who was bitten by the snake thatcame out of the fur coat that was worn by the escaped homicidal maniacwhose hook prosthesis was found hanging from the door of the car of theteenagers who high-tailed it out of a lover's lane when they heard thathe had escaped and then went to the pot party where the kids who weresupposed to be babysitting got high on marijuana and were so stoned theyaccidentally put the baby in the oven instead of the turkey that makesyou sleepy because it contains tryptophan because the microwave was ruinedby the exploding poodle that the girl with the beehive hairdo that turnedout to contain roaches who had gotten an automatic "A" at college becauseher roommate had committed suicide had put in to dry after it had gottenwet chasing the vanishing hitchhiker who had tried to warn the girl thather insides were cooked because she had stayed too long under the sun lampat the local tanning salon while her dad poured a load of concrete intoa new convertible parked outside of the house because he thought itbelonged to a guy who was having sex with his wife but was really a prizehe had won in a contest at that radio station that played rock recordsthat contained hidden commands and subliminal messages planted by theJews, international bankers, the Trilateral Commission, the Council onForeign Relations, the Illuminati, the New World Order, multinationalcorporations, right wing militias, Jerry Falwell, the Christian Coalition,Planned Parenthood, and the spooks at Hanger 18 of Area 51 in Dreamlandwho performed the autopsies on the aliens who crashed at Roswell, NewMexico while on a mission to abduct people and conduct weird sexual andreproductive experiments on them because they knew we use only ten percentof our brains and that engineers had "proven" that bumblebees can't flyand that sugar wakes you up even if you're a CIA agent who has recoveredmemories about conspiring with organized crime and anti-Castro extremiststo kill JFK with a magic bullet, and then killed dozens of other peoplewhose odds of all dying within the period in which they did areinfintesimal even if you don't count their near-death experiences in whichan angel guided them to the light before they were called back because itwasn't time for them to die like Mikey from the Life cereal commercialsdid after eating Pop Rocks(R) candy when his friend Alice Cooper who wasEddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver woke up after a one night stand in ahotel only to find that the girl he was with was gone and had written"Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick on the bathroom mirror whichterrified him because he knew that it is just as easy to get AIDS fromheterosexual intercourse as it is from homosexual sodomy with an IV druguser because when the US government created AIDS to commit genocideagainst blacks who aren't adversely affected by the minimum wage with theaid of Korean grocers who don't give anything back to the community theyknew that Anne Klein had said on the Donahue show that she didn't wantblacks buying her clothes because when the poison they put in that friedchicken at Church's so The Rich could keep the poor down because theycan't be rich if nobody is poor there would be a massive coverup like thePhiladelphia Experiment or the carburetor that can allow a car to get 100mpg in perpetual motion just like Nikola Tesla had done a hundred yearsago using the same principal that Uri Geller uses to bend spoons andpsychic friends use to give you valuable insights that improve your lifefor amusement purposes only while smoking a cigarette that has no morebeen proven to give you cancer than evolution has been proven to occurbecause it's only a theory and there are no transitional fossils and itviolates the second law of thermodynamics unlike creation science whichis not religious and fear of irradiated food which is rational because weknow it's bad just like the assault weapons that are more dangerous thanother semi-automatic weapons because they look scary and ugly and they'reok to ban because the second amendment wasn't meant to preserve the rightsof individuals against the state like the other nine amendments in theBill of Rights but instead is the only amendment designed to protect thestate against individuals because if there is no effective way to keepguns out of the hands of criminals the next best thing is to keep themout of the hands of law abiding citizens and make sure only the state hasthem because countries where the state doesn't permit its citizens to ownguns are never oppressive and the government doesn't become arrogant andintractable and corrupt because the government can improve our lives bysuspending the laws of supply and demand to make prices fair and decidinghow many people of each race and sex should be in colleges and jobs whichis good because when control of everyday life is centralized in the statethe people who get to make the decisions are never capricious orhighhanded or make decisions favoring their friends and family and peoplewho pay them money because if only we can get the right people intopositions of control it will be safe to let them run things because smartpeople can figure out how to allocate resources and what fair prices arefor goods and services and labor and who should be allowed to do what muchmore efficiently and constructively than just letting millions of peoplemake their own decisions about what they should eat or drink or smoke orfor whom they should work for under what conditions for how much money onwhat schedule based on their own perceptions concerns and plans inaccordance with their best interests.But I digress...
If I could give Notesdev a H5, I would. That was hilarious. I do feel bad for JG, I do think he's mentally ill. I dunno, maybe he's dangerous.
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 01:43 AMOriginal messagethe NSA has ****ed with me for much too long... Now a multi-agency task force is watching their every move. And many operatives will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for violating my freedoms. Since these fools have also disrupted other signals to US intelligence agencies, some operatives will be prosecuted for treason. I might get killed tomorrow. But Jeffersons Ghost will haunt them forever. The NSA watches teenagers in the nude through their computers and watches people having sex to get their jollies. They misuse federal equipment and do it on agency time, because they are perverts with too much power, or so they thought. There's a MUCH bigger agency watching them!
CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 01:51 AMResponse to Original message 1. Who the frick is watching the NSA? The NSA employes like hundreds of thousands of people. Who would possibly watch over them?And how do they spy on teenagers?
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-11 03:16 AMResponse to Reply #4 6. these idiots will be haunted by 1,000 JGs to the power of 10 forever... after I print what I'm going to print tomorrow in hard copy. I was a "sleeper" until 9/11. When I awoke, my duty was to defend the US Constitution. I took on George W Bush Jr and the ****ing NSA. I'll haunt anyone that tries to destroy American freedom forever, we have PLENTY of vocals footage and copy. Get ready punks! I did a slide show to the SOUND OF SILENCE that awoke other CIA sleepers worldwide.
ryan_cats (704 posts) Tue May-10-11 10:33 AMResponse to Reply #6 11. I hate to tell you this but I hate to tell you this but, you are easy to kill. So is everyone else. You have to eat, you have to work and I assume you live somewhere. Unless you've overdosed on Tom Clancy, you probably have a routine that is easy to follow. First publish your story, then worry about 'them'.
Dupe.http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58888.0.html
We can hardly wait.
Pretty optimistic of him, thinking NSA will be so careless as to let him live until tomorrow to actually post it...
"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats
Next thing you know it will be a "disappeared" ghost.
the NSA has ****ed with me for much too long... ...I don't know why he's fussing....it's the only sex he's gonna get in this world.
