That's some funny shiznit.
Why aren't the DUmmies talking about the very real ability of the Fed's to listen in on you via your cell phone? If your phone is on, they can listen to everything you're saying and even track you via the built in "emergency" GPS that almost all cell phones have now. You don't have to be in a call for them to hear what you're saying, it just has to be on.
People are glued to their cell phones. Who cares what you're watching on the boob tube. Unless you're a pot smoking DUmmy, most people don't have serious conversations while watching a movie so why would anyone care what you're saying (or not saying) while watching Desperate Housewives?