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Fla woman finds visitor in home
« on: April 24, 2011, 08:14:52 PM »


PALMETTO -- 
A Manatee County woman got quite a surprise Saturday when she found a 6-foot alligator in her house.

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make a great pair a boots or a purse
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 10:18:50 PM »
To sh*t your pant that close to the bathroom is a real shame.
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 06:20:03 AM »
anybody up for chicken fried alligator??  :-)
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 08:21:10 AM »


they do like making house calls
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 08:36:51 AM »
What's her problem? I see a matching jacket, handbag, belt, shoes and lunch all in one.
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 09:02:56 AM »
That critter in her house can be a real toothy problem.

Do you think he might've been looking for her crocs? I mean, they could be distant cousins or something....  :-)
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 09:07:03 AM »
Mmm, fried gator tail.
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Re: Fla woman finds visitor in home
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2011, 09:31:06 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 25, 2011, 09:02:56 AM
That critter in her house can be a real toothy problem.

Do you think he might've been looking for her crocs? I mean, they could be distant cousins or something....  :-)

Try HNC's pad . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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