List of DUmmie phobias:
Anemophobia- Fear of wind, or draft currents.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being criticized.
Staurophobia- Fear of crucifixes or The Cross.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain name (Rove, Bush, Palin, etc.)
Did I miss any?