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Offline thundley4

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Easter is coming
« on: April 13, 2011, 09:26:03 PM »
Too bad these are sold out. Perfect gift for the little children.


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Delicious braiiii-- no, white chocolate!


Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are... screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It's a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn't going to stop his murderous rampage. This is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent lagamorph you ever set eyes on! He's not going to nibble your bum; he's going to tear you limb from limb with his nasty, pointy teeth.

It's a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. All you need to do is sneak up on him (easier said than done, we've lost several warehouse monkeys to rabbit attacks) and once you've nabbed him, take him out quickly. Use your teeth, brave Knight! Grasp the rabbit firmly in your hands, shove his head in your mouth, and behead him with a single chomp.

The cleverest amongst you may notice this item was one of our gag products for April Fools. Problem is the gaggle of regular chocolate bunnies usually available for mid-morning snacks at the ThinkGeek office somehow became infected with a deadly T-Virus. Rather than allowing these delicious infected rabbits to rampage and attack the ThinkGeek staff we decided to ship them to your house... thus turning April Fools into reality. Please enjoy.
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Offline Gina

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 02:00:50 AM »
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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline JLO

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 03:49:03 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 14, 2011, 02:00:50 AM


Perfect!

 :yahoo: :lol:

Damn, that was a good one, Gina  :-) :lmao:


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Offline Wayne

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 05:56:27 AM »
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Offline Gina

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 06:21:17 AM »
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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline debk

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 09:40:41 AM »
I need a couple of those Zombie bunnies.

I live with two seriously weird fans of Zombie movies.  :mental:


I HATE ZOMBIE MOVIES!!  :censored:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 12:33:26 PM »
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Offline CG6468

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Re: Easter is coming
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 02:04:50 PM »
Don't forget to get the Spring Spheres.............  ::)
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