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Offline thundley4

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Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« on: April 09, 2011, 07:59:07 PM »
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Bunnies are what you get when a cotton ball has sex with a stuffed animal. There is no possible way a bunny could do anything that isn't precious.

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Armando Del Manso believed his dog was responsible for the dead snakes showing up with teeth marks all over them each morning. They were brown snakes, after all, which are what you would expect an Australian snake to be -- huge, poisonous and freaking everywhere. Then one night he heard something being horribly murdered nearby and pointed his spotlight in the general direction of the horrible gurgling. That's when he saw two wild rabbits attacking a king brown snake, which are presumably discernible from regular brown snakes because they are huge and played by The Rock.


Finally, a role that matches his emotional depth perfectly.

Apparently, living on an island filled with spiders, crocodiles and terror can turn even the Easter Bunny into Freddy Krueger. But those rabbits were more "evil genius" than the disturbing, lurking sociopaths that have made up the rest of this list so far. In Linz, Australia, however, a hare, presumably after watching too much Monty Python, decided to attack an elderly woman while she hung her laundry.

The little bastard made hit-and-run attacks at the woman's ankle, causing her to fall. When her husband came to see why she was screaming, he was attacked as well. He fought off the crazed rabbit with a stick, and police later reported that when they arrived, the hare was winning. Even in the face of an armed cavalry, the bunny did not relent in its attack, and in order to stop the furry insanity, they had to shoot it.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19126_5-adorable-animals-that-are-turning-to-dark-side_p2.html#ixzz1J4sbDpYd
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2011, 08:11:59 PM »
It's funny. Rabbits must have some sixth sense warning them of impending death.

The only time I've seen a bunny is when it's impossible to shoot it (excluding the ones that have poor traffic sense).

Case in point:

Returning from a camping trip one time, having not spotted anything worth shooting at the entire weekend. Pull out onto the highway in the small town nearby location. On the other side of the intersection is the police station with a nice green lawn and garden.

Now what do I see... there's a good dozen of the dirty little flop eared sods merrily playing about in said garden....
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2011, 08:42:12 PM »
have I ever denied?
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2011, 12:26:44 AM »
I had a friend a long time ago.  She said her parents had to kill one of the rabbits because it killed some of their chickens. :o
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2011, 01:55:34 AM »
My dad raised rabbits in the early 50's. One got loose and ran under the woodpile. The dog stuck his head in and came out a second later with one eye. Cute, fluffy little badass. I asked what happened to the rabbit. Dad said it tasted great.

I raised rabbits in the late 80's. 15 got loose. We lived in town, so Dad wouldn't let me use the .410. We caught 6 of them. The rest I had to hunt down with my trusty Crossman 760 BB gun. They are a bitch to bring down with a BB gun.
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2011, 02:52:45 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on April 09, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
It's funny. Rabbits must have some sixth sense warning them of impending death.

The only time I've seen a bunny is when it's impossible to shoot it (excluding the ones that have poor traffic sense).

Case in point:

Returning from a camping trip one time, having not spotted anything worth shooting at the entire weekend. Pull out onto the highway in the small town nearby location. On the other side of the intersection is the police station with a nice green lawn and garden.

Now what do I see... there's a good dozen of the dirty little flop eared sods merrily playing about in said garden....

Bunnies cannot sense their impending doom from God's angry wrath that will come upon them.
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2011, 04:34:38 PM »
Had a rabbit jump up six feet from me as I was walking back to the truck after pheasant hunting.
I shot it. We found an ear.
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2011, 10:22:06 PM »
The US Governements got a remedy for rabbits that attack.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oATVz5cUJTY&feature=related[/youtube]
 
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2011, 11:02:26 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 10, 2011, 10:22:06 PM
The US Governements got a remedy for rabbits that attack.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oATVz5cUJTY&feature=related[/youtube]
 

I rather use a 30 mm Gatling to kill bunnies.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 02:09:36 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 10, 2011, 10:22:06 PM
The US Governements got a remedy for rabbits that attack.


So do we :

[youtube=425,350]FwN1JbeLGj0[/youtube]
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 04:03:46 AM »
OMg look how big and cute this is! 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KsfZLqYblY&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: Ptarmy may be right about the bunnies.
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2011, 03:42:41 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 10, 2011, 10:22:06 PM
The US Governements got a remedy for rabbits that attack.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oATVz5cUJTY&feature=related[/youtube]
 
So did Jimmah Carter...
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