And Moses said unto her people, "Do not fear! Stand by and see the salvation I will accomplish for you today. For the millirems that harass your milk today, you will never see them again forever. I will search for you, using Google, while you keep silent."
Then the Google spoke to Moses, "Why are you searching me? Tell your people to buy canned veggies. As for you, lift up your container to the bottled water dispenser, and fill it, so that your people may go through the midst of the jetstream fallout, even in dry land. As for me, behold, I will update my search results so that I will shine a spotlight on your ridiculous postings, the ridiculous postings of your people, and all your ignorance."
My apologies to Exodus 14:13-17