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No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:46:38 PM »
This, from my clarebootheluce gmail account; no link, because just as Short Al even though a member here stays away from here, franksolich even though a member there stays away from there.

I'm talking of course about Pitcairn Island, the oldelmtree site.

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Post by: blue_in_AK on March 29, 2011, 06:36:25 PM

I LOVED TominTib.  One of my all-time favorites.

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Post by: villager on March 29, 2011, 07:15:34 PM

He's back, you know. Got in touch with me, recently, via PM. Had the pleasure of spending an afternoon with him in his then-gallery in "Tib," when I was up by my good ol' Bay one weekend...

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Post by: blue_in_AK on March 30, 2011, 12:42:38 AM

WONDERFUL!  The next time you communicate with him or see him, say hello for me.  He may not remember me, but let him know that I always felt a kinship with him through his posts.  He must be an old hippie, right?  (Correct me if I'm wrong.  He could be just an "old soul.")  Smiley

I myself am an old hippie.  I lived in the City in 1969 and '70 and hung out in Bolinas from 1970 to 1974, so I feel a deep attachment to the Bay Area, as well.  We go down that way to visit every year.  My best old friend from those days still lives in SF up in the Mission District.

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Post by: ConsAreLiars on March 30, 2011, 01:26:41 AM

Count me among those who began recognizing his nick, looking for his posts expecting a good read and some good insights.  And was never disappointed.  Not 100% agreement, but the kind of person who would listen and be listened to, so all might learn a bit.

Why he went back, I don't know.  I think he got banned maybe a year or two ago???   Someone with direct email may want to point him this direction.

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Post by: blue_in_AK on March 30, 2011, 01:31:19 AM

It's been a while since he was banned, I know that.  If he's posting at DU, he's not using the TomInTib name.  I'd love to see him here.

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Post by: ConsAreLiars on March 30, 2011, 01:48:09 AM

I may have misinterpreted villager's (who still accesses and reads that fiefdom) "He's back" as meaning he was back and posting there again.  Maybe villager will define "back" a bit more clearly.

And agreed, his observations and insights would add a lot here or anywhere.

Yeah.

Is the lying tits primitive back on Skins's island, posting under a new screen name, or is he on Pitcairn Island?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

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Post by: DawnB on March 30, 2011, 02:25:12 AM

Really laughing at Stinky's post.  If that doesn't earn the proverbial pizza over there, then nothing will.

I loved Tom's posts also, and have missed his presence over at the DUmp.

I'm a hypocrite in a way.  I still have an open account, and I use it to PM friends.  I don't seem to get banned, no matter what I do.  I think that I'll just keep it open in case anyone ever wants me to send a PM or two.  I can't stand the prevailing attitude over there.  That's for sure; but, like Walldude, I still am able to get in.

One wonders what the sparkling husband primitive said on Skins's island, that was laughable.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 02:01:20 PM »
Perhaps that was a reference to his shout-out to you and Bally, Frank...something which $kammer would view with considerable disapproval if he tumbled to it, I'm sure. 
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 02:04:25 PM »
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WONDERFUL!  The next time you communicate with him or see him, say hello for me.  He may not remember me, but let him know that I always felt a kinship with him through his posts.  He must be an old hippie, right?  (Correct me if I'm wrong.  He could be just an "old soul.")

Tom and the dementia rattled bong resign drenched wet-brain he is sporting couldn't remember yesterday.

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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 02:41:44 PM »
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still lives in SF up in the Mission District.

Bring back the missionaries.

If TIT were back, I think we'd know it.  He's hardly a shrinking violet, or one of those lame DUmmies who just go "K&R!" and "+1!"  He's got to tell his tales.  Oh, I hope he comes back, I hope I hope I hope. 

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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 02:43:16 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 01, 2011, 02:01:20 PM
Perhaps that was a reference to his shout-out to you and Bally, Frank...something which $kammer would view with considerable disapproval if he tumbled to it, I'm sure.  

Well now, this is trying my conscience, sir.

I report primitives to my fellow alum Skins only if they violate one of his principal rules, and mention conservativecave by name on his real-estate (we appreciate the publicity, but it's Skins's terrain, and if the primitives respected my fellow alum, they'd follow his rules).

The case of the blubbery blustery cross-eyed Iowa primitive was a singular exception, made necessary by his depraved character and being.  And it demonstrated my concern for the well-being of Pitcairn Island itself, lest it be poisoned by his stenchful presence (and now one learns the sister-in-law Andrea made him an administrator there!  talk about letting the wolf into the henhouse!).

But as a general rule, I confide to my fellow alum only about primitives who mention us.

This however seems an extraordinary case, this case of the lying tits primitive.

The lying tits primitive had been tossed off Skins's island by my fellow alum's own hands.

Should I report to my fellow alum that the lying tits primitive is again on Skins's island, apparently under a disguised screen-name?

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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 03:00:44 PM »
Can you imagine the dialog that could be generated in a duel of egos between TiTtyboy and know-it-all nadin? The entire innertube would reverberate.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 03:09:13 PM »
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 03:13:05 PM »
Great letter, Frank!

Also, it would be amazing if TominTib came back! I miss the hell out of him and his tall tales.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 03:20:20 PM »
You are at heart, an evil man, Frank. That must be why I like you.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 03:22:27 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 01, 2011, 03:20:20 PM
You are at heart, an evil man, Frank. That must be why I like you.

No no, sir; I'm really a good person.

This is just one of those cases where God said, "get going," and so I got going.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 03:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on April 01, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Great letter, Frank!

Also, it would be amazing if TominTib came back! I miss the hell out of him and his tall tales.
He was never gone, he was just tied-up running the covert ops that spawned the ME uprisings we've all read so much about.

He wanted to stay retired and work on his recording career but McNamara insisted.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 03:23:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 03:22:27 PM
No no, sir; I'm really a good person.

This is just one of those cases where God said, "get going," and so I got going.

Barbarossa said that.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2011, 03:34:44 PM »
If he's back, I sure would like to know under what moniker he's residing nowadays.  I'm in need of some high octane steer manure to fertilize my Obammy Garden with.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2011, 04:01:00 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 01, 2011, 03:34:44 PM
If he's back, I sure would like to know under what moniker he's residing nowadays...

He HAD to return...

1) attention whore need the attention too much

2) he's really Douglas McArthur
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2011, 04:18:09 PM »
TiTtyboy may have returned to the DUmp, but he's not posting in GD. His style would be recognized in a split second. And the entertainment he would provide would be a vast improvement over anyone currently posting in that cesspool.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2011, 05:42:25 PM »
Oh Frank I love you :-)

Ol Tommy Boy would have made a splash by now I'm sure.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2011, 06:20:38 PM »
I wasn't a member of CC when he was featured, but I've read many of the threads on him that were posted here. They are hilarious. I hope to see some of his new posts soon. The DUmp needs some excitement.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2011, 07:05:39 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 01:46:38 PM
This, from my clarebootheluce gmail account; no link, because just as Short Al even though a member here stays away from here, franksolich even though a member there stays away from there.

I'm talking of course about Pitcairn Island, the oldelmtree site.

Yeah.

Is the lying tits primitive back on Skins's island, posting under a new screen name, or is he on Pitcairn Island?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

One wonders what the sparkling husband primitive said on Skins's island, that was laughable.

Here's your link, it was in the super secret forum
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2011, 07:09:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2011, 03:00:44 PM
Can you imagine the dialog that could be generated in a duel of egos between TiTtyboy and know-it-all nadin? The entire innertube would reverberate.

That would be funny to watch him tell Nadin how his secret time traveling seal team were they guys who actually invented the bomb in WWII.  So I'm sure he knows as much as Nadin.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2011, 07:22:08 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 01, 2011, 05:42:25 PM
Oh Frank I love you :-)

Uh oh.

Superficially, that has the appearance of felicity in it.

But what's underneath the veneer might be wholly different.

What'd I do this time, madam?
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2011, 08:47:26 PM »
TomInTib was a DUmmy of the year back to back.  :mental:
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2011, 08:54:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 07:22:08 PM
Uh oh.

Superficially, that has the appearance of felicity in it.

But what's underneath the veneer might be wholly different.

What'd I do this time, madam?
Oh I just loved your email to your fellow alum that's all. :-)
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2011, 08:57:18 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 01, 2011, 08:54:55 PM
Oh I just loved your email to your fellow alum that's all. :-)

You know, madam, my fellow alum will never respond to it.

And I understand fully.

By responding to me, he'd be acknowledging franksolich's existence, which would drive the primitives apeshit.
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2011, 04:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on April 01, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
TomInTib was a DUmmy of the year back to back.  :mental:

He seems to be setting up to repeat that B2B performance . . .
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Re: No April Fool's--TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2011, 02:35:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2011, 03:22:27 PM
No no, sir; I'm really a good person.
This is just one of those cases where God said, "get going," and so I got going.
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