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Offline morningAngel

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Framed!
« on: April 11, 2008, 08:34:34 AM »
Sebeka Man Dies After Being Attacked by Cow

  The Cass County Sheriff’s Department reports that a rural Sebeka man died shortly before 6:00 p.m. on Sunday, April 6, after being attacked and rammed by a cow as he and others were moving cattle in a pasture in Ansel Township east of Nimrod. The victim was identified as Robert E. Monson, age 71.
      Authorities report that Monson was knocked to the ground when rammed by the cow. After the attack he got up, complained of chest pain, then collapsed. Efforts to revive him were unsuccessful. An autopsy is scheduled to be performed.
      Sebeka Fire & Rescue assisted the Cass County Sheriff’s Department at the scene.
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Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 08:50:47 AM »
Are you a fugitive mA?  :lmao:
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 09:12:20 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 11, 2008, 08:50:47 AM
Are you a fugitive mA?  :lmao:
shhhhhhhhh

keep moving people, keep moving along, nothing to see here....
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 09:21:28 AM »
wouldn't that be moooving along??? :-)
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 09:22:23 AM »
Man those cattle can be Udderly ruthless when provoked!
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 09:32:58 AM »
I'm afraid I can find no humor in this one. I've known several people killed or serverly injuried by cows.
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 09:36:07 AM »
Hell hath no fury like a heifer scorned.

(Does every state in the union have a Cass County?)

(Nimrod does not surprise me...it is Minnesota after all.)
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 09:38:33 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2008, 09:32:58 AM
I'm afraid I can find no humor in this one. I've known several people killed or serverly injuried by cows.

You're right, the story itself is not funny. We were laughing at mA's unfortunate propensity to be mistaken for the bovine species. 
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 09:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 11, 2008, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2008, 09:32:58 AM
I'm afraid I can find no humor in this one. I've known several people killed or serverly injuried by cows.

You're right, the story itself is not funny. We were laughing at mA's unfortunate propensity to be mistaken for the bovine species. 

You need to explain it is not her weight.  It's the liver spots.
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 09:44:58 AM »
[youtube=425,350]FQMbXvn2RNI[/youtube]

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Re: Framed!
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 03:17:48 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 11, 2008, 09:44:58 AM
[youtube=425,350]FQMbXvn2RNI[/youtube]

 :p

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Re: Framed!
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »
This is why WE has problems with the Bovine's.............


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Re: Framed!
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 05:41:19 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 11, 2008, 09:44:58 AM
[youtube=425,350]FQMbXvn2RNI[/youtube]

 :p

That makes me laugh every time I see it.   :lmao:
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 11, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Hell hath no fury like a heifer scorned.

(Does every state in the union have a Cass County?)

(Nimrod does not surprise me...it is Minnesota after all.)
ah the Nimrod Bar/Liquor Store...bars on the windows bars on the door, horses ridden into the bar to play pool...fourteen years old sitting on a keg drinking lime vodka sours and stealing the key to THE bathroom and not letting anyone have it unless they bought me a drink..(it was Minnesota between the winters and the mosquitos, there was serious consideration of buy the fat kid a drink or brave the elements)  the golden sunshine years of my youth...
I will never forget those wonderful childhood days...and as they say "Nimrod...population 69, if you can't get laid there..you can't get laid anywhere...
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 06:41:51 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on April 13, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 11, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Hell hath no fury like a heifer scorned.

(Does every state in the union have a Cass County?)

(Nimrod does not surprise me...it is Minnesota after all.)
ah the Nimrod Bar/Liquor Store...bars on the windows bars on the door, horses ridden into the bar to play pool...fourteen years old sitting on a keg drinking lime vodka sours and stealing the key to THE bathroom and not letting anyone have it unless they bought me a drink..(it was Minnesota between the winters and the mosquitos, there was serious consideration of buy the fat kid a drink or brave the elements)  the golden sunshine years of my youth...
I will never forget those wonderful childhood days...and as they say "Nimrod...population 69, if you can't get laid there..you can't get laid anywhere...

What does one call the folks who make up the population of Nimrod?  Nimrodites? Nimrodians?  Nimrodders?  Or is plain Nimrod enough identification? :)
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Re: Framed!
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2008, 07:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 13, 2008, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: morningAngel on April 13, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 11, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Hell hath no fury like a heifer scorned.

(Does every state in the union have a Cass County?)

(Nimrod does not surprise me...it is Minnesota after all.)
ah the Nimrod Bar/Liquor Store...bars on the windows bars on the door, horses ridden into the bar to play pool...fourteen years old sitting on a keg drinking lime vodka sours and stealing the key to THE bathroom and not letting anyone have it unless they bought me a drink..(it was Minnesota between the winters and the mosquitos, there was serious consideration of buy the fat kid a drink or brave the elements)  the golden sunshine years of my youth...
I will never forget those wonderful childhood days...and as they say "Nimrod...population 69, if you can't get laid there..you can't get laid anywhere...

What does one call the folks who make up the population of Nimrod?  Nimrodites? Nimrodians?  Nimrodders?  Or is plain Nimrod enough identification? :)
actually you refer to them by their surname as the three families that make up the population of Nimrod are known throughout the county (names withheld to protect my physical well being)
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