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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2011, 10:43:01 AM »
I sealed all my doors and windows with heavy plastic and duck tape. Also did the vent pipes on the roof, and the chimney flue.

Did the same to my granite counter tops.

Threw out all the milk, the strawberries that I just bought, because I'm sure they came from California. And the cheese, even though I didn't buy it in the last week...can't be too careful.

Been online looking for a geiger counter and iodine tablets....there aren't any! ANYWHERE!!!

I am sooooo scared! What am I going to do???? Please, please help me!

I hear a rumble....are we having an earthquake?




My screams woke me up.

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2011, 11:24:41 AM »
Run around in circles like a fag.....just like you usually do....

(Note to self:  Where's that graphic when I really need it??)

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2011, 11:33:37 AM »


Been online looking for a geiger counter and iodine tablets....there aren't any! ANYWHERE!!!



ZOMG!

Try here, http://www.ki4u.com/plan_b.htm

That's plan B
Click the link at the top for what else you seek brave citizen!

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2011, 11:37:22 AM »
I'm going to Disneyland.

Good idea.  I bet the lines will be short. :-)
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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2011, 11:49:43 AM »
Don't do this . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aU09WT5rXg[/youtube]

From about the :36 mark.  It's a riot.

That episode is hilarious.
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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2011, 01:05:02 PM »
ZOMG!

Try here, http://www.ki4u.com/plan_b.htm

That's plan B
Click the link at the top for what else you seek brave citizen!

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Mah Hero!! Thank you, Darlin'.   :blowkiss:


Seriously, in the grand scheme of things....don't these people have anything else to worry about than whether or not radioactive particles are going to travel 9000 miles (or whatever it is) across the ocean and land on a cow or an orange tree?

Who the hell was worried about what was travelling 9000 miles after Hiroshima or Nagasaki?

That would be no one.

Who is worried about what's travelling 900 miles when the bombing tests are going on in Death Valley, NEVADA?

I'm sure there are cows within 900 miles of there...that eventually end up in our grocery store meat counters.

Quite frankly....I'm a whole hell of a lot more worried about what's going on in Libya. Especially since I saw on the crawler on Fox News a little while ago that US is going to start sending air strikes from Navy ships.

Hamas is attacking Israel again. Israel is striking back.

Bahrain is in a mess with our 5th fleet stationed there.

Our gas prices and therefore the prices, on most of our consumer goods, are rapidly climbing daily....

And some twit on DU is worried about where to buy an f'n geiger counter in case some radioactive particles MAY find their way to her?

Geesh o Pete!!  :thatsright:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2011, 01:56:24 PM »
Run around in circles like a fag.....just like you usually do....

(Note to self:  Where's that graphic when I really need it??)

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2011, 02:39:15 PM »
That episode is hilarious.

Most of them are.  That's why I post them! :thatsright:
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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2011, 05:08:17 PM »

Mah Hero!! Thank you, Darlin'.   :blowkiss:


Seriously, in the grand scheme of things....don't these people have anything else to worry about than whether or not radioactive particles are going to travel 9000 miles (or whatever it is) across the ocean and land on a cow or an orange tree?

Who the hell was worried about what was travelling 9000 miles after Hiroshima or Nagasaki?

That would be no one.

Who is worried about what's travelling 900 miles when the bombing tests are going on in Death Valley, NEVADA?

I'm sure there are cows within 900 miles of there...that eventually end up in our grocery store meat counters.

Quite frankly....I'm a whole hell of a lot more worried about what's going on in Libya. Especially since I saw on the crawler on Fox News a little while ago that US is going to start sending air strikes from Navy ships.

Hamas is attacking Israel again. Israel is striking back.

Bahrain is in a mess with our 5th fleet stationed there.

Our gas prices and therefore the prices, on most of our consumer goods, are rapidly climbing daily....

And some twit on DU is worried about where to buy an f'n geiger counter in case some radioactive particles MAY find their way to her?

Geesh o Pete!!  :thatsright:

Oh you're very welcome. I'm blushing now....

You make some great points. Radiation is something to be aware of but as long as you aren't there playing in it you'll be fine. I found that site I posted after doing a curiosity scan of eBay and following a few links. I ended up sniping a half dozen dosimeters and a charger with my sniper program to play with.

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2011, 05:24:01 PM »
I went and got my hair cut and colored, oh and bought some shine spray for my hair.

Shine spray with fluorocarbons?  You are an evil conservative.   :-)

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Re: So what does a West Coaster do now?
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2011, 06:21:57 PM »
I'm not going to eat any bananas this week.

Put brazil nuts on your list, too.