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Offline Ballygrl

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2011, 08:05:26 AM »
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204. OK! I AM NOT THE ONLY FOOL TO STOCK UP ON CHEETOS
   
I went to the local store and who is there? The same retired submarine captain I met yesterday, along with his wife the brain surgeon, the movie star, the Professor and Marry Ann. We split the snack food aisle. He is getting it for his grand kids mostly.

We just looked at each other and went... not good. DON'T BUY SNACKS FROM THE WEST COAST!

I walked up tpo the cashiers and they looked at me funny with my three carts loads of Cheetos and Twinkies. I just pointed them to the ghost of Carl Sagan, who said "Bilions and billions of radioactive particles with make snack foods unsafe!"

In any case, I won't have to buy Snack foods for months!
So party at my place! Just remember, BYOGC: Bring Your Own Geiger Counter!

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2011, 08:13:51 AM »
Hell,proclamations of doom and disaster are the only things the left has...never facts or history,just fear mongering and demagoguery.

I take exception to your remarks Carl.         Why would the business of selling generators for outages be so big if everyone just depended on the power company's.??  8 years have gone by without any problem, why buy one  at half price when the power company's are warning perhaps problems  ahead  when the money can be used to go to a Casino for a day??

2 years with little snow , why spend the money to buy a cut rate snow blower, to store for another year or so.? A down payment on an ATV?

Why bother to tie down mobile homes , expensive and there has not been a hurricane hit in a dozen years.?  Money better spent on a 4 day Cruse to where ever.

What kind of people that live within 10 miles of a supermarket have any need for a freezer, one can buy a very nice piece of Jewelry for that price.

You are a very safe driver, why buy insurance sense you do not intend to get into an accident.    Same for home owners or apartment insurance, what could possibly go wrong.??     You have ADT so no reason to do more.

Conservatives are the ones that look to the future and darn near everything that can arise from any situations.    Liberals just go their way expecting someone else to take care of them.

It in my life time it was never considered a bad idea to stock pile food, just in case.  Yankees usually have a rainy day stash of money  to help when unexpected things come up.  

  Why do Conservatives own guns, not to kill rabbits for food, they are willing to be prepared against all threats that the local, State or Government cannot protect them from.

Far thinking into what can go wrong and some where down the line it will.  We need back up in to days world, especially with Obama as President.   We cannot expect help from our government anymore then the people of AZ. are getting it.

The poster that did not [ LIKE]  dried milk may one day have to kill someone to get a box to feed her children.

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2011, 08:41:18 AM »
{snip}The poster that did not [ LIKE]  dried milk may one day have to kill someone to get a box to feed her children.


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Here ya go Vesta.  Enjoy.

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2011, 08:48:12 AM »
Stockpiling milk?  We just bought two gallons which expire on March 25.  How do you store milk so it doesn't go bad so soon?
They sell ultra-pasteurized milk in quart containers that is good for a couple months and doesn't require refrigeration, but it doesn't taste all that great and is about four times as expensive as regular milk.
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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2011, 08:59:09 AM »
Why would the business of selling generators for outages be so big if everyone just depended on the power company's.??  

Once again, the stuipidest state in the union heard from!

How long have you lived up here?  Even little ol' me, only lived up here for 5 years, have had SIGNIFICANT need of a generator for the house when the power went out.  Mine has something like 150 hours on it.

Ice storm in December 2008 mean anything?  The wind storm last February?  Some asshole hits a power pole?

Perhaps you should have hung out at Home Depot and Lowe's in the days following the ice storm.  Oh, that was a hoot.  And all I was looking for were D-cell batteries that I couldn't find for FOUR DAYS.

Oh, and gas.  Can't run generators without gas, but if the power's out, how do the gas pumps work?  D'oh!
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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2011, 09:04:19 AM »
I store mine in my goats. If their teats start glowing I'll let you know.

Cindie

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2011, 09:35:29 AM »
I take exception to your remarks Carl.         Why would the business of selling generators for outages be so big if everyone just depended on the power company's.??  8 years have gone by without any problem, why buy one  at half price when the power company's are warning perhaps problems  ahead  when the money can be used to go to a Casino for a day??

2 years with little snow , why spend the money to buy a cut rate snow blower, to store for another year or so.? A down payment on an ATV?

Why bother to tie down mobile homes , expensive and there has not been a hurricane hit in a dozen years.?  Money better spent on a 4 day Cruse to where ever.

What kind of people that live within 10 miles of a supermarket have any need for a freezer, one can buy a very nice piece of Jewelry for that price.

You are a very safe driver, why buy insurance sense you do not intend to get into an accident.    Same for home owners or apartment insurance, what could possibly go wrong.??     You have ADT so no reason to do more.

Conservatives are the ones that look to the future and darn near everything that can arise from any situations.    Liberals just go their way expecting someone else to take care of them.

It in my life time it was never considered a bad idea to stock pile food, just in case.  Yankees usually have a rainy day stash of money  to help when unexpected things come up.  

  Why do Conservatives own guns, not to kill rabbits for food, they are willing to be prepared against all threats that the local, State or Government cannot protect them from.

Far thinking into what can go wrong and some where down the line it will.  We need back up in to days world, especially with Obama as President.   We cannot expect help from our government anymore then the people of AZ. are getting it.

The poster that did not [ LIKE]  dried milk may one day have to kill someone to get a box to feed her children.


Vesta,I do my best to be patient/ignore your ramblings but have told you before if you are going to quote me get some reading comprehension and make damn sure you are responding to what I said.

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2011, 11:25:40 AM »
This comment came up as the DUmbasses discussed cooking without milk due to the lethal radiation it will soon contain:

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102. Learned that trick on the Food Network.
Milk is completely unnecessary in mashies.

I'll have to somehow delete that comment from my brain before I will ever again be able to enjoy mashed potatoes.


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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2011, 02:20:52 PM »
Expose it to an extremely high doseage of radiation.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You're battin' a thousand, Johnny! ^5!

You're buyin' the next bottle of Johnny Walker! I keep wastin' it readin' some of yer posts!

They sell ultra-pasteurized milk in quart containers that is good for a couple months and doesn't require refrigeration, but it doesn't taste all that great and is about four times as expensive as regular milk.

**** it! I'll stick to scotch! It don't spoil, as a matter of fact, you can preserve shit in it, and ya get happy and high waitin' for the "end"! Course, heaven help the poor bastard that tries to get into my stash! You'd be able to use 'im for a screen door!
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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2011, 04:20:36 PM »
Well hell. What if we meet up some day, and I want to have a drink with ya?

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2011, 04:26:44 PM »
Well hell. What if we meet up some day, and I want to have a drink with ya?

Just email me ahead 'o time for the password! I'll throw a slab 'o steak on the BQ! ( in my best Dan Rather imitation......."courage",...."courage"! )

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Re: Chicken Little Nadin strikes again. The DUmmies strike back.
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2011, 07:03:31 PM »
This comment came up as the DUmbasses discussed cooking without milk due to the lethal radiation it will soon contain:

I'll have to somehow delete that comment from my brain before I will ever again be able to enjoy mashed potatoes.



I can overlook the term 'veggies', but this is going too far.