<snort> first I'm surrounded by nutcases in FL, and I move and I'm STILL surrounded by them (that's only about 15 miles from me! ROFLMAO)
I'll spare you the West Virginia jokes we North Carolinians say, but the irony truly hit home when my niece ( mother of 4 babies at 22

) eventually married one. Thankfully, all 4 children (2 being raised by WVa-ian grandparents being paid gubmint monies to do so) are his. The daddy has finally figured out that he has to work to support the other 2. Both my niece and he are "fixed" (more of your tax dollars hard at work) so there will not be any more babies.