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Offline Eupher

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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2011, 09:37:43 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
So cheesy, dairy... so cheesy...

My, my. That sounds like it isn't the Holstein story. Did you become infused with some bacterium or sumpin'? If so, I've got some cheesecloth all set up for you.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2011, 06:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 09:37:43 PM
My, my. That sounds like it isn't the Holstein story. Did you become infused with some bacterium or sumpin'? If so, I've got some cheesecloth all set up for you.

Just found this and I have a few ideas.

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????

ME,-------- I would dig a hole in the yard and place the cows head in the dirt and leave it there for 12-18 months.     dig the sucker up place what ever is left from the worms and whatever in a tub of Clorox.

Wait a couple weeks and bring it out to dry.      When well dried Shellac the skull let dry and then paint the skull up in the way to look American Indian.  Coated it with a sealer and take to flee markets and art showed.   Put a price of $2,000 on it and let someone barter you down to $1,500
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2011, 08:09:51 AM »
Vesta mentioned Art and reminded me of a show on PBS the other night. They were show casing the great artist of SC.... :lmao: The first one was a woman, one of those artist that smear/smudges/plops several colors on a canvas and then go on and on about what a great work of art it is. Hell lady, I've seen  drop clothes that house painters use to protect the furniture with more artistic value than that shit you're selling.

Now let me tell you, there were a few artist on the probram that I would call artist but some were...well...something outta this world....maybe you needed to be smoked to the "N"th degree to see the "art" in their work?
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2011, 09:28:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2011, 08:09:51 AM
Vesta mentioned Art and reminded me of a show on PBS the other night. They were show casing the great artist of SC.... :lmao: The first one was a woman, one of those artist that smear/smudges/plops several colors on a canvas and then go on and on about what a great work of art it is. Hell lady, I've seen  drop clothes that house painters use to protect the furniture with more artistic value than that shit you're selling.

Now let me tell you, there were a few artist on the probram that I would call artist but some were...well...something outta this world....maybe you needed to be smoked to the "N"th degree to see the "art" in their work?

Either that are on some REALLY good meds......
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2011, 04:06:18 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 02, 2011, 06:47:13 AM
Just found this and I have a few ideas.

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????

ME,-------- I would dig a hole in the yard and place the cows head in the dirt and leave it there for 12-18 months.     


I thought you were going to say that you were going to grow a cow.  :rotf:
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2011, 05:37:09 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 02, 2011, 06:47:13 AM

What to do when one finds a cows head in a box at your front door????




I'd give Johnny Fontane the damn role in the movie.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2011, 12:31:57 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on March 02, 2011, 05:37:09 PM


I'd give Johnny Fontane the damn role in the movie.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2011, 02:27:19 PM »
I think that we've milked about all of this thread that we can.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 06:59:56 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 03, 2011, 02:27:19 PM
I think that we've milked about all of this thread that we can.


So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 09:38:42 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on March 07, 2011, 06:59:56 PM

So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.

You are a bad, bad boy.......  :lmao: :lmao: Bitchslap for that....
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2011, 04:56:01 AM »
What's the problem? They both got some head.

....and Bill Clinton called to say that there's nothing wrong with getting head.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2011, 05:32:09 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on March 07, 2011, 06:59:56 PM

So, you're saying stop or.....Elsie?


















Sorry for the zombie thread reply, I don't get here as often as I used to.
You should hide your head in shame for that pun.  :-)
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2011, 08:55:08 AM »
I laughed so hard at the Elsie and hide puns that I wound up with tender loins.
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