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Offline Karin

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DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« on: March 01, 2011, 03:33:09 PM »
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Ooooh they get so steaming mad when companies don't want to go along with their commie plans for the country, when they won't lay down obediently and hand over $100K salaries with $50K benefits to the DUmmies for a cush job.  They're so cute when they stamp their feet out of pure powerlessness.

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Hissyspit  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 08:22 AM
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God, These Pieces Of Shit... 
 Edited on Tue Mar-01-11 08:45 AM by Hissyspit
Get a ****ing clue.


http://money.cnn.com/2011/02/28/news/companies/3M_CEO_O...

3M CEO slams Obama as 'anti-business'

by Ken Sweet, contributing writerFebruary 28, 2011: 1:41 PM ET

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- The head of industrial conglomerate 3M (MMM, Fortune 500) blasted the president as being "anti-business," claiming Obama has not done anything to improve the White House's relationship with Corporate America.

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"We know what his instincts are ... he is anti business," Buckley said in an interview that ran late Sunday. The interview comes as the White House pushes its pro-business agenda. Last week, the Council on Jobs and Competitiveness held its first meeting to brainstorm ideas on job growth and boosting the economy.

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Buckley said his company, which makes thousands of products ranging from Post-It notes to Scotch Tape, "will do business where it's good and friendly."

Despite the recent public positions of other major business leaders, Buckley says he's not alone. "There is a sense among companies that (the U.S.) is a difficult place to do business," he told the FT. "We've got a real choice between manufacturing in Canada or Mexico -- which tend to be more pro-business -- and America."

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Since they're going to be like this NO MATTER WHAT, can we tax them 'til their dicks fall off now, PLEASE???

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socialist_n_TN  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-01-11 01:52 PM
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37. I'd say nationalize their physical plants and.........
 give no interest/low interest loans to appropriate unions to reopen the facilities as worker owned co-ops. 

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Liberal Veteran  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 08:32 AM
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8. The more we give, the more they take.
 **** them. And revoke their charter.

I wanted to bring over the DUmmie math.....

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blueclown (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-01-11 08:34 AM
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10. How much did 3M pay in corporate taxes this past year? n/t

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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 08:59 AM
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18. Not enough n/t

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Hissyspit  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 09:37 AM
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24. Here: 
 Edited on Tue Mar-01-11 09:44 AM by Hissyspit
http://www.stock-analysis-on.net/NYSE/Company/3M-Co/Ana...

Currently Payable (not including Deferred): Dec. 2010 - 1,706 million, Dec. 2009 - 687 million, Dec. 2007 - 1,953 million, Dec. 2006 - 2,039

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/29/business/29mmm.html

2010: "3M posted a third-quarter profit of $1.1 billion, or $1.53 a share, up from $971 million, or $1.35 a share, a year earlier."

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FreakinDJ  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-01-11 10:02 AM
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26. So 3M paid roughly a 1% Tax rate
 Nice

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former9thward  (578 posts)      Tue Mar-01-11 02:18 PM
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41. Where do you get 1%?
 3 M's profit last year was 4.1 billion and if they paid 1.7 billion in taxes that would be a rate of 41.5%. 
:lmao:  FreakinDJ is the biggest dolt.

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Bake  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-01-11 01:45 PM
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36. That's fine. Just don't expect us to buy your shit.
 NO more post-its for me! freakin' asshole.

BAke
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Lots and lots of teeth-gnashing over there.  Impotent rage and all that.


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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2011, 03:38:50 PM »
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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 04:30:26 PM »
About time the gun-shy, conflict-averse corporate world stopped pretending it's free unicorns all around and mentioned the Emperor seems a bit underdressed.
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That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 04:40:41 PM »
oh look  -another peaceful post from the party of love & flowers..

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Amonester  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 04:31 PM
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48. I'd be just curious to know how much of the mofo's total robbery...
   uh... total compensation of $12,182,410 went STRAIGHT into a few politician's pockets, mmmm?


Any guillotines on sale, anyone?


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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2011, 04:49:14 PM »
Anyone seen the video of this genius yet?  I wonder what his DUmp name is.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M3DLGP4UKQ&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]



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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2011, 05:02:57 PM »
 :rotf:

I don't think people making right around six figure annual compensation were exactly what Karlo Marx had in mind when he wrote about 'Class struggle.'
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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2011, 05:13:03 PM »
Economics for DUmbasses 101: Pass-through costs

1. Suppose your favorite glass bong blower lived in a state that imposed a pipe tax to pay for free healthcare.

2. Suddenly the bongs you buy are twice what you used to pay.

3. But there is another store from more hospitable climes that still charges the original price with comparable quality.

4. You realize the pass-through cost difference buys a lot of Cheetos.

5. You must now either quit buying Cheetos or support higher taxes but the local grocer depends on your Cheetos consumption so you may put him and his employees out of business.

6. If the taxes continue to increase you may have to start buying skunk weed.

7. Or maybe the glass blower says, "Screw you!" to the man and moves his operation meaning you can continue to buy his goods, plus the crippy bud and cheetos.
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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2011, 05:15:51 PM »
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Amonester  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 04:31 PM
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48. I'd be just curious to know how much of the mofo's total robbery...
   uh... total compensation of $12,182,410 went STRAIGHT into a few politician's pockets, mmmm?


Any guillotines on sale, anyone?

Hey asshat, ya ever look up his tax rate? Ya can't even find it in the little book you use. After all, it only goes up to $99,000. After that, it's a portion of your income. What he pays in taxes would keep your whole web site in cheetos for the next 100,000 years!

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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2011, 05:29:30 PM »
Anyone seen the video of this genius yet?  I wonder what his DUmp name is.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M3DLGP4UKQ&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]



I love the last 15 seconds of that video. "That's how it works"... "THAT is how it works"!

BTW- Is every day Halloween in Mamby Pamby Land ???


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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 06:05:32 PM »
I love the last 15 seconds of that video. "That's how it works"... "THAT is how it works"!

BTW- Is every day Halloween in Mamby Pamby Land ???

I bet he has a litter box in his dorm room.

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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 06:44:13 PM »
According to the idiot in the video, the owner of Noodles Restaurant needs to abdicate his noodleship to his employees.

I think I just thought of a new Twitter name!  @noodleship


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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2011, 07:15:06 PM »
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Liberal Veteran  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-01-11 08:32 AM
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8. The more we give, the more they take. **** them. And revoke their charter.
Who's "we" DUmmie? The more we "give"? What do we "give" them DUmmie? Our business? You have the choice to buy from whomever you want. Don't like the prices or the companies, then buy from someone else.
DUmmies and basic economics/business sense are just complete polar opposites. NOT.A.CLUE.

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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2011, 08:40:12 PM »
I bet he has a litter box in his dorm room.
Ha! You must have been reading my mind somehow as I posted that. Actually was thinking "gee, pretty well leash trained by his professors but likley still shits on the floor and chews on sneakers"...


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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2011, 08:48:47 PM »
Anyone seen the video of this genius yet?  I wonder what his DUmp name is.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M3DLGP4UKQ&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]



Hmm...interesting...

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Re: DUmmies Angered over How Business Works
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2011, 08:53:49 PM »
There's a lot of stonedness going on over there.