Jumped in the pick'em up at 4 am. to go have coffee with the fellows at the gas station...us redneck republicans can't afford that high priced stuff in them fancy establishments...anyway the Radio was on WBT Charlotte NC and Coast to Coast was on. It has to the DUmp of the airways where the moonbats hang at night.
This dude was talking, said that back in the 70's he was living in D.C.. One night he went to sleep in his bed and woke up out in a field...BUCK NEKKID...no clothes, no keys, no nothing...didn't know how he got there...had to walk home nekkid and beat on the door so his wife could let him in. Said he thinks he was abducted by aliens.
My first thoughts were...wonder what her DUmp name is? Any woman stupid enough to buy that line and stay with a fellow has to post at the DUmp.