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Offline Tucker

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2011, 12:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 11:16:59 AM
:lmao:  I never saw a man move so fast in my life!!  Jesse Owens got nothing on hubby that night! :lmao:

I knew this ole gal who wanted to be a blond. She used bleach on all of her body hair. To hear her tell it, she could pick em up and put em down with the best of em.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2011, 05:13:53 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 11, 2011, 05:26:57 PM
Some of us just bang our dicks on the side of the urinal.

I had to stop that after I broke four of them at work.

Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up,   One does not sit on top of a urinal.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2011, 08:50:33 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 14, 2011, 05:13:53 AM
Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up,   One does not sit on top of a urinal.

That is H5-worthy!

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2011, 11:08:10 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 14, 2011, 05:13:53 AM
Sparky, you need to learn how to pee standing up,   One does not sit on top of a urinal.

And once again, the dumbest state in the union is heard from.

ETA: You need to STOP trying to pee standing up.

URINAL:


COMMODE:


And don't eat those big white mints in the bottom!

Drugs are bad, mkay Vesta?
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2011, 07:29:31 PM »
I swear, you just can't make this stuff up can you?? :rofl:
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