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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« on: February 08, 2011, 03:45:30 PM »


President Obama has quit smoking cigarettes! The leader of the free world is smoke free. The President has kicked the smoking habit, Michele Obama proudly professed while discussing a new health campaign she is promoting. President Obama has not had a cigarette in about a year, Michele Obama reports.

President Obama’s smoking habit was doomed, as long as he had his two daughters to answer to. Michele Obama said that the President’s main reason for giving up cigarettes was so “he could look his two girls in the eyes and say he does not smoke,” according to USA Today.

Anyone that has ever tried to kick the smoking habit knows it is tough. It is so tough that many will still sneak a puff now and then out of eye shot of the ones they love, so as not to disappoint them . Hopefully this is not what the President is doing. Chances are he has kicked the smoking habit 100%. When he makes his mind up to do something, he does it. It wasn’t too long ago that he was a little know Senator that wanted to be President!

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BTW, this is a very poorly written article. I only used it because the other ones I could find were all AP.

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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 04:14:55 PM »
The fellating is positively nauseating.
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 04:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
The fellating is positively nauseating.

I've heard that some people need to trade their cigarettes for another oral fixation. I wonder what Obama's is. :stoner:
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 08:05:05 AM »
This SOB lies right to our faces routinely.

Why in the hell I should believe that this weak willed ***** has actually quit is beyond me.
Quitting smoking would be too much like WORK for that lazy douchebag.
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 08:06:28 AM »
Yeh, I don't believe one word.  ****er is still smoking, believe that!  Damn polesmoker.
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 08:19:50 AM »
So, I guess that smoke emanating from the White House is not Obama smoking but smoke signals, huh?
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 08:21:31 AM »
Yeah, I think he's probably sneaking them on occasion.  I don't begrudge him one bit.  His business.  

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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 11:12:18 AM »
really sits good with his healthcare huh ??? a role model
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 11:18:09 AM »
Well, all those taxes he didn't raise on cigarettes are expensive, man!

I quit in 1997 (last New Year's resolution I actually kept) because they were getting too expensive.  IIRC, they were up to $19 a carton in CA back then.
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 11:23:31 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 09, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
Well, all those taxes he didn't raise on cigarettes are expensive, man!

I quit in 1997 (last New Year's resolution I actually kept) because they were getting too expensive.  IIRC, they were up to $19 a carton in CA back then.

now they're outta site. smokers i know are going back to rolling they're own 
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 12:14:25 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on February 09, 2011, 08:05:05 AM
This SOB lies right to our faces routinely.

Why in the hell I should believe that this weak willed ***** has actually quit is beyond me.
Quitting smoking would be too much like WORK for that lazy douchebag.


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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 12:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Janice on February 09, 2011, 12:14:25 PM



I think Obama gives Douchebags a bad name.
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 12:19:45 PM »
I heard he still sneaks a fag in
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Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 01:24:49 PM »
Quote from: namvet on February 09, 2011, 12:19:45 PM
I heard he still sneaks a fag in
Ha! That's funny sh:t right there, that was clever...
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