Pop Singer Fumbles Super Bowl National Anthem...

[DefiantSix]

   Oops.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvIv5dh4yys&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

“I have been performing the [national] anthem since I was seven years old and I must say the Super Bowl is a dream come true,” Christina Aguilera gushed after it was announced she would perform before the year’s biggest sporting event.

The Blaze

[JLO]

  Oops.

Oops ain't we all just humans, eh?  The crowd didn't seem to mind and the players just looked antsy to play.  She must have been quite nervous.  I bet she's embarrassed.

Glad folks enjoyed the game.

[Evil_Conservative]

Couldn't they have found a cute little 8 year old to sing the National Anthem instead of this cow?  What the hell was that?

[mamacags]

My favorite blogger in the whole world, MichaelK, at Dlisted had this to say about her performance...

So, Snookitina twisted and screwed the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner in front of millions upon millions of people at the Super (Smoke A) Bowl tonight, but that's not what's got my ears crying like a bald eagle. Xtina screeched like a macaw pushing out a dry ostrich egg while riding high speed on a bumpy carousel. You can't tell from this clip, but the pilots in the planes flying overhead had to parachute out after Xtina's "Chewbacca getting sodomized with R2D2" yodel broke their windows. Bitch's tonsils practically touched my screen. Francis Scott Key rose from the grave and is now on a Greyhound bus heading towards Dallas to lay a STFU on her ass.

On a positive note, there won't be any dogs barking in Dallas tonight, because most of them are probably under the bed with their paws stuck in their ear holes. And on another positive note, the layers of red lipstick on Xtina's mouth didn't try to run away. That's real loyalty for you.

[Eupher]

Jesus H. Keerist.

This kind of shit makes my blood run cold. Some bimbo with a microphone and an opportunity to make a fool of herself doesn't hesitate to do so.

*Sigh.*

Her augmentations were repeated over and over and over again. While she generally sang in tune, her selection of "alternate notes" were in poor taste, executed poorly with atrocious diction, and as the blogger stated, Francis Scott Key got up from his grave, is on a Greyhound bus to Dallas to put some STFU on this bimbo.

The REAL tragedy, however, is the reaction of those in attendance. They actually found that performance entertaining. 

If that's our reaction to a relatively simple melody sung poorly, we're well and truly ****ed.

[JohnnyReb]

Jesus H. Keerist.

This kind of shit makes my blood run cold. Some bimbo with a microphone and an opportunity to make a fool of herself doesn't hesitate to do so.

*Sigh.*

Her augmentations were repeated over and over and over again. While she generally sang in tune, her selection of "alternate notes" were in poor taste, executed poorly with atrocious diction, and as the blogger stated, Francis Scott Key got up from his grave, is on a Greyhound bus to Dallas to put some STFU on this bimbo.

The REAL tragedy, however, is the reaction of those in attendance. They actually found that performance entertaining. 

If that's our reaction to a relatively simple melody sung poorly, we're well and truly ****ed.

Maybe they were just glad it was over.

[Evil_Conservative]

Maybe they were just glad it was over.

Or quite a few beers in already.