
Breaking News----Obama has been in a 3 day conference with PETA about the mass problem in Chicago spreading out of the city caused by Rats carrying the Plague.
Today Obama states that he agrees with PETA that the Rats have rights and to wantonly kill them is not the answer to the problem. It is not the fault that the Rats have fleas, they are victims of the fleas.
Obama states that the Fleas have rights also and can not be blamed for their unknowing effect on the Rats or the fact that Humans are dieing due to contact with the Rats. Both Rats and Fleas are victims and we should show compassion for these life forms.
Obama has ordered in the National Guard with orders to shoot to kill all CATS found to be Harassing the Victims. We must find a comprise with this problem, PETA is not happy with killing the CATS but they cannot be allowed to pray on innocent Rats and Flees.
Date line--the death toll on humans due to Plague is on the rise, in some areas body's are being found in the streets.
Notice, the White House will be closed for 2 weeks due to fumigation .