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Offline Freeper

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DUmmy wants religion banned.
« on: January 24, 2011, 06:46:19 PM »
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Joel Osteen: Homosexuality is a sin
   
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary god will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x264411

Seems to be this really old piece of paper that some people once wrote said something about the right of religion.
Ohh I know it was that thing that congress read the other day.

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1. Mr. Osteen is one creepy bastard

Uben is creepy if you ask me.
I'm agnostic but, I don't believe I have the right to shut down religion.
It's called tolerance DUmmies. Allowing people to believe as they choose.

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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 06:49:03 PM »
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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-24-11 07:40 PM
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Joel Osteen: Homosexuality is a sin
   
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary god will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

So if you can no longer have organized religion, what about those rituals and prayers that require a minimum amount of people to conduct, huh? :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 07:27:39 PM »
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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-24-11 07:40 PM
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You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

My pastor has never taken the tithe from anyone by force. Wish the same could be said of the IRS. We of faith don't HAVE to pay for anything.....we CHOOSE to.
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Never demand that which you are incapable of taking by force, DUmmie.

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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 07:34:54 PM »
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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-24-11 07:40 PM
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Joel Osteen: Homosexuality is a sin
   
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary god will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal

So what's the big deal, DUmmies?  You don't believe in religion, so what does it matter if someone thinks it's a sin?

You don't believe in sin.  Right?

Right?
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 07:38:30 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 24, 2011, 07:34:54 PM
So what's the big deal, DUmmies?  You don't believe in religion, so what does it matter if someone thinks it's a sin?

You don't believe in sin.  Right?

Right?

Now now...must not present people with no intelligence something to think about.  :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 08:39:15 PM »
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20. Locking
   
We ask that members discuss religion with sensitivity and not attack or mock members who may feel differently than they do.

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Is this a new rule?
DU is full of threads mocking Christians.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 08:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 24, 2011, 08:39:15 PM
Is this a new rule?
DU is full of threads mocking Christians.


WOW! This one is lame compared to some we've seen over the years! Could it be the DUmp is gettin' a little more exposure than Skins wants?

I'm sure they been pullin' a lot 'o lurkers from their "Save the UberDork" petitions!

A little sunlight on the DUmp is not a good thing apparently!
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 09:41:03 PM »
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary godAl Gore will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religionenvironmental activisim needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary godsAl Gore, but you taxpayers won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

Fixx0rz3d.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 09:45:39 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 24, 2011, 08:39:15 PM
Is this a new rule?
DU is full of threads mocking Christians.


Is it me or does DUmmy cbayer seem to be the most prolific thread locker at the DUmp?
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 10:13:27 PM »
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For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed.


Joseph Stalin was supposed to have died in the 50's but I swear to God I see him every other day at DU.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 10:20:39 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 24, 2011, 09:41:03 PM
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary godAl Gore will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religionenvironmental activisim needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary godsAl Gore, but you taxpayers won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

Fixx0rz3d.

Bingo!

If they outlaw the organized religion of STATE I'd bet all the DUchebags would be against it. A DUmbass and its welfare/SSDI are soon parted.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 09:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on January 24, 2011, 09:45:39 PM
Is it me or does DUmmy cbayer seem to be the most prolific thread locker at the DUmp?

I agree, she (I don't really know, but cbayer strikes me as a 'she') certainly seems to be one of the more aggressive mods when it comes to shutting down threads.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 12:02:00 PM »
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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Mon Jan-24-11 07:40 PM
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Joel Osteen: Homosexuality is a sin
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary god will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal!
Maybe because the Uben poster is one of teh ghey and doesn't want to sin again? Religion outlawed? It's been the cause of deaths over the eons?! 
Maybe with those throwbacks and their religion of peace.

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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 12:19:51 PM »
Tell you what, Uben, start with Islam, then get back to us and we'll talk after you're done there.  :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 02:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 25, 2011, 12:19:51 PM
Tell you what, Uben, start with Islam, then get back to us and we'll talk after you're done there.
Islam is simply a bloodthirsty cult, in no way a religion. It's exactly as if Charlie Manson had a billion followers.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2011, 03:08:03 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Islam is simply a bloodthirsty cult, in no way a religion. It's exactly as if Charlie Manson had a billion followers.

I'd say it's a barbaric political doctrine masquerading as a religion, but you and I are pretty sympatico here: we don't like Islam and know the world would be a far cleaner and better place without it.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2011, 07:13:05 PM »
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Uben  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-24-11 07:40 PM
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Joel Osteen: Homosexuality is a sin
  
Saw this on the CNN homepage. I tend to believe taking money from people while claiming an imaginary god will save them from everything is a sin. For some time now, I have thought that organized religion needs to be outlawed. It has been the cause of too many deaths over the eons. You'll still be able to worship your imaginary gods, but you won't have to pay for it! What a deal!

On the bright side, that would be the final nail in the coffin for man made global warming.

That Al Gore is one creepy bastard.
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2011, 09:09:58 PM »
Does this include Global Warming? That's a religion!
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Re: DUmmy wants religion banned.
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 09:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 25, 2011, 09:09:58 PM
Does this include Global Warming? That's a religion!

So's liberalism! Oh wait, that's a mental disorder! Sorry!
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