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Offline BattleHymn

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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2011, 12:47:50 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 19, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
Thanks for the links, I expected her to be someone in their 20's. Are most Du members older then you'd expect?

IIRC, most DUers are 40+.
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2011, 06:17:39 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 18, 2011, 09:53:44 PM
I found this subliminal poem in Calpig's post:

Flavorful:

cool broth
on my own
chicken

when I bake
I save the
drippings

so flavorful
such sauce
from
cooking bone

cover the bone
in water
cook it
cook it
cook it

how long to
get the bone broth out

chomp down
on the tiny
sharp
bone

Her poems always have a sexual element in them...I guess

chomp down
on the tiny
sharp
bone

Was it.
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2011, 10:23:42 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 11:50:07 PM
I've never seen her poetry, anybody have a link to some?

You lucky, lucky bastard.
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2011, 10:32:23 AM »
H5s to JohnnyReb, DAT and Battle Hymn for their poetic endeavours.  :lmao:
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2011, 12:56:08 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 19, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
Thanks for the links, I expected her to be someone in their 20's. Are most Du members older then you'd expect?
Yeah and uglier than we expected too. :wink:
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2011, 01:27:32 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 19, 2011, 12:56:08 PM
Yeah and uglier than we expected too. :wink:

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Re: CalPig priimitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2011, 11:50:43 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 18, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Chicken Pox Stock
by calpiggy

The chicken I hack
Then pluck
The soft feathers
They tickle me
And excite me
My body responds
My back arches
I melt into a fever
My fluids boil
The sensations overwhelm
I...I....I.....I.....

Now what was it we were discussing again?




OMG.  Hilarious.   :hyper: :-) :lmao:
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Re: CalPig primitive discovers the cooking and baking forum
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2011, 12:27:22 AM »
OMG I nearly peed myself laughing at that poem !!!

We all know Peg ain't cookin' no DUmp monkey chicken brew.  It will take time away from her poetess duties.
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