Well I don't know about any of that, but
Help me please!
is the DUmmie's mantra. From W8tliftinglady's plaintive requests for DUmmies to write her letters to the editor for her, to PaperRoses not being able to flush the toilet without DUmp advice, to all of the other DUmpmonkies unable to fend for themselves without public funds. Help me please, says everything. Unless you're Bobolink, then just leave off the please.