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I've read that. Rocks rubing together under high presure....and it's been proven in the lab that it can happen.

And even more interesting is the 'Expanding Earth' theory..

The short version.. the core of the earth is a dynamic, molten object - and has a problem cooling off because of the crust of the earth, and gravity keeping it contained. This creates a reactor effect, where less dense elements are created and they push upward and outward, including hydrocarbons such as Petroleum, and natural gas. These lighter elements actually have pushed the surface of the earth outward, and over time have caused (and continue to cause) the planet to enlarge.

In short - Pangaea was a mega-continent on a mini earth, and it broke apart from internal forces as lighter elements rise from the core - like the way the crust on a loaf of bread fractures as it rises while baking..  ANd if this theory is correct, there will be more petroleum made by the earth as long as its core continues to be active.

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.
This guy must be one of those "super duper" scientists like Rus was talking about.
The primitive says a scientist, huh? Yeah, alright. ::) :whatever:

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I remember when I was about 8 and got my first microscope, I thought I was a scientist too.

Hey, if AlGore can be a Super Duper Scientist, so can my Bassets! More power to 'em! We all ought to be scientists!

I think everyone's pet should be a Super Scientist, they know as much if not more than these DUmb****s!

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.

Yeah, that's the way a scientist speaks.

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
 speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.


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niceypoo  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-06-11 05:05 PM
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5. They are a suicide cult
 They are a suicide cult where love of money has replace God as the object of adulation. The 'God' part only serves to excuse the greed.


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Lol, parachuting. The only thing "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" doesn't apply to.  :-)
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Lol, parachuting. The only thing "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" doesn't apply to.  :-)

Who the hell would want to jump outa a perfectly good plane in the first place????????????

It rates right up there in things I want to do like bungee jumpin', wrestlin' croks, and humpin' water buffalo!
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Who the hell would want to jump outa a perfectly good plane in the first place????????????

As I seem to remember, the black hats at Airborne school had a ready answer to that question . . .

Also, this primitive:

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
 speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.

shows about as much scientific acumen as this guy:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg[/youtube]
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As I seem to remember, the black hats at Airborne school had a ready answer to that question . . .


As a matter of fact they did.

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.

 :bsmeter: :bs2flag:

If you were a scientist, then you would realize that AGW is not factual science, but pure propaganda. :bird:

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Teaser (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 05:03 PM
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4. we can't.
speaking as a scientist...we're ****ing doomed.
Yeah, that's the way a DUmmie scientist speaks.
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I was listening to the news on NPR this afternoon. The headline, and this is verbatim, was: "Today congressional Republicans introduced legislation that would prevent the administration from taking action to limit climate change." So, clearly, climate change is settled fact, as is the ability of the jug-eared muslim to limit it. I wouldn't have known that without National Public Radio. Damn Republicans.

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I was listening to the news on NPR this afternoon. The headline, and this is verbatim, was: "Today congressional Republicans introduced legislation that would prevent the administration from taking action to limit climate change." So, clearly, climate change is settled fact, as is the ability of the jug-eared muslim to limit it. I wouldn't have known that without National Public Radio. Damn Republicans.

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