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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2011, 12:15:14 PM »
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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2011, 12:41:17 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 03, 2011, 11:31:49 AM
Damn, General, the sly bastards at DU are onto world-domination scheme 42-Bravo.  Shall I green-light the kill teams?

Wasn't part of 42-Bravo the systematic elimination of the DU'rs with munchie enhanced pot and pure laxative cheetos?
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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2011, 12:46:02 PM »
Quote from: Randy on January 03, 2011, 12:41:17 PM
Wasn't part of 42-Bravo the systematic elimination of the DU'rs with munchie enhanced pot and pure laxative cheetos?

Ix-nay on the elling-tay.

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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2011, 01:41:52 PM »
Quote from: Randy on January 03, 2011, 12:41:17 PM
Wasn't part of 42-Bravo the systematic elimination of the DU'rs with munchie enhanced pot and pure laxative cheetos?

 :thatsright:

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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2011, 02:23:49 PM »
I shouldn't be surprised with their utter stupidity anymore but I am. Can they even find their asses to wipe them? It's like putting mercury in the light bulbs to save the planet. We may die of mercury poisoning and damage the the planet by releasing poison into the air, but their intentions were good. Whenever they get on their "military is bad" kick I always think of this:

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Re: The US military is the single largest consumer of oil in the world
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2011, 02:27:00 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 03, 2011, 02:23:49 PM
I shouldn't be surprised with their utter stupidity anymore but I am. Can they even find their asses to wipe them?

Trust me, girl, you really don't want to know the answer to that one.
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