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Offline Chris_

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Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« on: April 03, 2008, 12:05:40 PM »
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Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark

(AP) Arkansas' marriage-age crisis is over. A law that mistakenly allowed anyone _ even toddlers _ to marry with parental permission was repealed by a measure signed into law Wednesday by Gov. Mike Beebe, ending months of embarrassment for the state and confusion for county clerks.

Lawmakers didn't realize until after the end of last year's regular session that a law they approved, intended to establish 18 as the minimum age for marriage, instead removed the minimum age to marry entirely. An extraneous "not" in the bill allowed anyone who was not pregnant to marry at any age with permission.

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That should thin out SlickWillie's prospects.   :-)

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Re: Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 12:11:10 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 03, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
That should thin out SlickWillie's prospects.   :-)

I think SlickWillie was more interested in the consummation part than the marriage part!  :rotf:
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Re: Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 12:13:51 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on April 03, 2008, 12:11:10 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on April 03, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
That should thin out SlickWillie's prospects.   :-)

I think SlickWillie was more interested in the consummation part than the marriage part!  :rotf:
H5 for ya.   :lmao:
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Re: Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 01:02:20 PM »
Arkansas:  If you're potty trained, you're marriage material.
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Re: Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 01:16:22 PM »
They WILL however still be allowed to chew redman and drive around in pickup trucks with bottles of PBR crammed between their little chubby thighs with packs of generic cigs rolled up in the sleeves of their t-shirts.
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Re: Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 01:18:01 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 03, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
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Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Ark

(AP) Arkansas' marriage-age crisis is over. A law that mistakenly allowed anyone _ even toddlers _ to marry with parental permission was repealed by a measure signed into law Wednesday by Gov. Mike Beebe, ending months of embarrassment for the state and confusion for county clerks.

Lawmakers didn't realize until after the end of last year's regular session that a law they approved, intended to establish 18 as the minimum age for marriage, instead removed the minimum age to marry entirely. An extraneous "not" in the bill allowed anyone who was not pregnant to marry at any age with permission.

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That should thin out SlickWillie's prospects.   :-)


So no civil unions either? Du will not be happy :-)
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