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DUmmy PCIntern, the medical office building janitorial employee who leads a fantasy life at the DUmp, comes up with an enigma wrapped in a riddle. He actually makes up a bouncy about being told a bouncy. See if you can follow the bouncing ball:
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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-22-10 06:01 PM
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Vaguely disturbing day...
So I have a couple teabaggers in the practice...one-on-one not bad sorts as you would expect, but my god, what effluvia emanates from their mouths...it's like someone put in the cassette tape and hit 'Play'...

Anyway, one of them arrived today, breathless, with a story (I'll paraphrase): Teabagger goes to the bank and has a sit-down with one of the personnel, an African-American(!) no less, and at the end of the transaction, the teabagger says to the bank employee, "Merry Christmas." At which point the bank employee says, "Thank you. You wouldn't believe what happened to me earlier today. I said "Merry Christmas" to a customer and he started shouting at me that he was an atheist and how dare I impose my religion on him and..." I'll leave out the rest - I'm sure you've heard it.

So I smiled and did my work - I don't comment much on this stuff either way anymore, there's no percentage in it...on the way out the teabagger repeated the story VERBATIM no fewer than three times to each staff member who was unfortunate enough to get in the way.

I told them that I didn't believe a word of it, and that it was probably the assignment for the day from GlennBeckCentral or similar "authority".

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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-22-10 06:07 PM
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1. I certainly hope the story is BS...
I find this whole ridiculous controversy on religious versus secular observance of December Holidays to be one big irritation. I think you are probably right about it being a RW "war on Christmas" meme. That said, I've certainly seen that level of militancy among a minority of atheists on DU. While I am agnostic myself, I find it hard not to enter into the fray to defend whichever side is being demonized. Live and let live....

"December Holidays"?

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theoldman (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-22-10 06:35 PM
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6. I am very open about my liberal religious beliefs.
I have met some Agnostics but not any Atheists. Perhaps the Teabaggers don't even know an Atheist from an Agnostic.

I'm don't  believe it's necessary to draw a distinction. They are just two flavors of heathen, doomed to spend eternity shoulder-to-shoulder.

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Laelth (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-22-10 06:47 PM
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7. I don't believe the story either. It's possible, of course, just not likely.
Which story, DUmmy Laelth? We're dealing with a bouncy inside a bouncy here, and it's making me a little dizzy.

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frogmarch  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-22-10 07:03 PM
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9. The "atheist" in the story must have been a Christian trying to make atheists look bad.
Now that right there, DUmmy frogmarch, is one of the funniest lines I have ever read!
 
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Raine  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-22-10 07:09 PM
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11. Sounds like bull shit to me ...Christains are the ones who fight the "Christmas War" never encountered an atheist that was as obnoxious as a fundie.

The only people democrats hate more than Christians are the Joos.

 

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:20:56 PM »
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Raine  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-22-10 07:09 PM
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11. Sounds like bull shit to me ...Christains are the ones who fight the "Christmas War" never encountered an atheist that was as obnoxious as a fundie.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 08:34:03 PM »
Is it me, or does this almost sound like a reverse bouncy making fun of the other DUmmie stories?

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 08:43:41 PM »
What janitor* says "effluvia"?  :mental:

I guess that Womyns Studies PhD will get you an entry level position as a professional cleaner.   







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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 08:49:49 PM »
What janitor* says "effluvia"?  :mental:
One who has a thesaurus.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 08:55:28 PM »
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Teabagger goes to the bank and has a sit-down with one of the personnel, an African-American

That right there is a red flag. No self respecting teabagger would sit down with an African-American. Since we hate blacks so much.  :whatever:

For you lurking DUmmies that was sarcasm.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 09:05:31 PM »
One who has a thesaurus.

I guess they have a better quality of janitor in that building.  :fuelfire: :fuelfire:



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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 09:07:56 PM »
I guess they have a better quality of janitor in that building.  :fuelfire: :fuelfire:



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It's more likely they a "Word of the Day" calendar than a thesaurus .

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2010, 09:14:46 PM »
If he was really in the Medical Field he would've used words like "emesis" or "feces" and not used the word "effluvia". :-)
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2010, 09:26:33 PM »
They almost ALWAYS start with "So...."
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2010, 09:48:10 PM »
If he was really in the Medical Field he would've used words like "emesis" or "feces" and not used the word "effluvia". :-)
oooh, burn...
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2010, 09:58:42 PM »
oooh, burn...

Am I confusing these people, is PCIntern the 1 who works in the Dentist's office? or is a Dentist?
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2010, 10:01:43 PM »
Am I confusing these people, is PCIntern the 1 who works in the Dentist's office? or is a Dentist?
You'll have to ask franksolich.  It could be either one.
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2010, 10:39:11 PM »
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Raine  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-22-10 07:09 PM
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11. Sounds like bull shit to me ...Christains are the ones who fight the "Christmas War" never encountered an atheist that was as obnoxious as a fundie.

Oh really? You never heard of Ruth? The president and major pain in the ass of the Athiest front that started all this shit?

Went before the Supreme Court, asshole! Made it so our children couldn't pray in school if even if they wanted to!

Can't remember her last name. She ended up gettin' what she deserved. Some criminal kidnapped her, her son, and the son's daughter, stole like $600,000 from them and buried them somewhere in Texas!

She was the most foul mouthed 'ol twat I had ever heard! Even made Phil Donahue a coupla times!

I'm absolutely sure you know who I am talkin' about!

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2010, 11:40:20 PM »
Do ya mean Madalyn Murray O'Hair ?
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 01:10:25 AM »
I guess they have a better quality of janitor in that building.  :fuelfire: :fuelfire:



 :-) :-) :-) :-) 

Yeah, that one can read.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 03:14:49 AM »
Am I confusing these people, is PCIntern the 1 who works in the Dentist's office? or is a Dentist?

The PCIntern primitive alleges to be a long-established D.D.S. in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

I've watched the PCIntern primitive ever since we were at our old home, because it intrigued me that someone ostensibly a dentist would have so much time to hang around Skins's island.

When a primitive alleges to be some sort of professional on Skins's island, franksolich's lie-detecting radar goes off, and he watches closely, especially the vocabulary and jargon used.

By their vocabulary thy shall know them, that sort of thing.

As Ballygrl, equally observant, pointed out earlier in this thread, the PCIntern primitive, if a dentist, would've used a term other than "effluvia," which only primitives alleging themselves to be literary would use.

There always has been a distinct lack of professional dental jargon in the PCIntern primitive.

I used to think then, that the PCIntern primitive was a poseur, possibly a dental office telephone receptionist or even the cleaning lady who comes in after a dental office has been closed.

But I no longer speculate even that; it looks to me as if the PCIntern primitive is an utter fabrication.
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 03:23:48 AM »
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But I no longer speculate even that; it looks to me as if the PCIntern primitive is an utter fabrication.
I suspect its just another pathetic guy or gal trying to find acceptance through the persona he/she has created on the internet.  DU seems to attract that type.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 07:14:36 AM »
Do ya mean Madalyn Murray O'Hair ?

She was the one with the son who was a Protestant minister, IIRC.

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2010, 07:26:13 AM »
The PCIntern primitive alleges to be a long-established D.D.S. in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

I've watched the PCIntern primitive ever since we were at our old home, because it intrigued me that someone ostensibly a dentist would have so much time to hang around Skins's island.

When a primitive alleges to be some sort of professional on Skins's island, franksolich's lie-detecting radar goes off, and he watches closely, especially the vocabulary and jargon used.

By their vocabulary thy shall know them, that sort of thing.

As Ballygrl, equally observant, pointed out earlier in this thread, the PCIntern primitive, if a dentist, would've used a term other than "effluvia," which only primitives alleging themselves to be literary would use.

There always has been a distinct lack of professional dental jargon in the PCIntern primitive.

I used to think then, that the PCIntern primitive was a poseur, possibly a dental office telephone receptionist or even the cleaning lady who comes in after a dental office has been closed.

But I no longer speculate even that; it looks to me as if the PCIntern primitive is an utter fabrication.

Thanks frank, I thought that was him. I worked in the medical field for 20 years and people who work in the field use medical jargon so much that they tend to use it in real life too, not to sound uppity, but because they use it so much on a daily basis that it's hard to break out of it.
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2010, 08:31:53 AM »
Hey, Coach . . . I was just thinking of something.  Couldn't "effluvia" also mean "flatulence?" :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2010, 09:22:07 AM »
Couldn't "effluvia" also mean "flatulence?" :whistling:

Hell, I always thought it was some high-falutin' technical term for "queef."  :-)

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Re: DUmmy PCIntern Breaks New Ground - A Bouncy Tale About A Bouncy Tale
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2010, 09:30:04 AM »
Hell, I always thought it was some high-falutin' technical term for "queef."  :-)

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