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Offline Chris_

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Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« on: December 12, 2010, 04:22:41 PM »
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Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)

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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2010, 05:05:55 PM »
There's a special place in hell for animals like that.
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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2010, 05:06:50 PM »
Serial killer.
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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2010, 07:06:24 PM »
Note to women:

* Don't do drugs
* Learn to make simple home repairs yourself
* If you have to hire someone, have friends over when they come in to work on your place

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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2010, 08:32:30 PM »
He should be hung in my opinion.
Let the family members release the chair beneath him if they wish to do so.

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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2010, 09:57:04 PM »
He should be hung in my opinion.
Let the family members release the chair beneath him if they wish to do so.

After they flog him. Iran did that to some serial child rapist/murderer a few years back. They flogged his ass and every time he passed out they threw water in face to wake him back up. Then they let the family members stab his ass... below the waist if I recall... and then they strung his ass up with a crane and left him up in the sky until the birds picked his bones clean.
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Re: Handyman admits to killing at least 8 women (Mass.)
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2010, 10:27:44 PM »
C'mon people, this is Massachusetts.  He'll be pardoned by Deville Patrick with apologies from Bwaney Fwanks any minute now.
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