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Offline Chris_

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Spanish Police Nab Burglar Playing Dead at Funeral Home
« on: April 02, 2008, 11:56:01 AM »
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Spanish Police Nab Burglar Playing Dead at Funeral Home

MADRID, Spain  —  A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away.

First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest.

Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they have no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in March 17 in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia.

Neighbors alerted police when they heard the front door of the business being forced open in the middle of the night.

Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes, a local police official said from Burjassot.

Guess they had him dead-to-rights.   :rotf:

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Re: Spanish Police Nab Burglar Playing Dead at Funeral Home
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 12:13:07 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 02, 2008, 11:56:01 AM

Guess they had him dead-to-rights.   :rotf:


Oh, that's a live one!
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Re: Spanish Police Nab Burglar Playing Dead at Funeral Home
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 12:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 02, 2008, 12:13:07 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on April 02, 2008, 11:56:01 AM

Guess they had him dead-to-rights.   :rotf:


Oh, that's a live one!
...stiff penalties will be involved.   :-)
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Re: Spanish Police Nab Burglar Playing Dead at Funeral Home
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 03:23:04 PM »
Well that was a stupid undertaking.
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