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« on: December 01, 2010, 05:18:38 PM »
Holy ****, I'm speechless.

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 05:59:46 PM »
Holy f***

There's a phrase I wouldn't utter in mixed company-- but I might say "immaculate conception"--
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 06:10:19 PM »
That's worse than furries.
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 06:51:21 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 01, 2010, 06:10:19 PM
That's worse than furries.

Furries is one thing but .........Damn that's so far past the line of good taste that the entire supply of mind bleach in the world can't help erase that.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 07:28:13 PM »
Gack, I hate when I click on a *phantom* link.  Won't do that again on CC  :hammer:
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 08:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 01, 2010, 06:51:21 PM
Furries is one thing but .........Damn that's so far past the line of good taste that the entire supply of mind bleach in the world can't help erase that.
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 11:14:51 AM »
That's the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

And the most disturbing..... :confused:
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 11:34:51 AM »
Some things, you just can't un-see.....
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 12:04:18 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 12:11:58 PM »
Good Lord in Heaven!

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I have to agree with the comment about her never looking that good IRL, though.
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 12:40:40 PM »
I may never eat solid food again.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 01:09:35 PM »
I want my mommy!!!!!!!   :bawl:
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 01:37:01 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2010, 01:09:35 PM
I want my mommy!!!!!!!   :bawl:
I want your mommy, too.
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 01:42:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2010, 01:37:01 PM
I want your mommy, too.

Lets make it a Ménage à trois.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 01:43:46 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 03:10:30 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2010, 01:37:01 PM
I want your mommy, too.

I don't think so.  She, uh, well, don't like the boys anymore.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 03:33:35 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2010, 03:10:30 PM
I don't think so.  She, uh, well, don't like the boys anymore.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Well, that does put a cramp in a budding relationship, don't it?   :rotf:
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Re: What the...It's...Someone has...There's a...
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 03:37:29 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2010, 03:10:30 PM
I don't think so.  She, uh, well, don't like the boys anymore.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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  Show me one woman over the age of 70 that does not come home from a doctors visit with the doctor being 35 years old and a hunk that they can remember one word they said.

My Mom comes home and when I ask about her office visit tells me how young and handsome he is.  "What did he say Mom"

He has the nicest soft hands. a beautiful family.---"What did he say Mom?"

He comes from an old family and is a 4 generation Doctor.    He owns that big yacht in the harbor and is into ball room dancing.

" Mom, what did he say about YOU.?"

" Me?. Well he told me to drink more milk"
  and then I have to listen to how blue his eyes are etc.

Don't matter how old a woman is, that young stuff still turns them on.  
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 04:37:31 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 02, 2010, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2010, 03:10:30 PM
I don't think so.  She, uh, well, don't like the boys anymore.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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  Show me one woman over the age of 70 that does not come home from a doctors visit with the doctor being 35 years old and a hunk that they can remember one word they said.

My Mom comes home and when I ask about her office visit tells me how young and handsome he is.  "What did he say Mom"

He has the nicest soft hands. a beautiful family.---"What did he say Mom?"

He comes from an old family and is a 4 generation Doctor.    He owns that big yacht in the harbor and is into ball room dancing.

" Mom, what did he say about YOU.?"

" Me?. Well he told me to drink more milk"
  and then I have to listen to how blue his eyes are etc.

Don't matter how old a woman is, that young stuff still turns them on.  


Nope.  I really don't think it would work.  She is a blind lesbian.  She REALLY does not like men.  Really.  I mean it. 
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 04:58:00 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 02, 2010, 04:37:31 PM
Nope.  I really don't think it would work.  She is a blind lesbian.  She REALLY does not like men.  Really.  I mean it. 

Most of us got that but Vesta takes a little longer.  :rotf:
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 09:25:54 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 02, 2010, 04:58:00 PM
Most of us got that but Vesta takes a little longer.  :rotf:

Well, I tried.  She is blind too.  For real.   :whatever:
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