"I nailed a teabagger to the wall last night" (gman)

[AprilRazz]

Gee, one of the largest scams going is furniture stores "Going Out Of Business" If you watch the majority of them seem to get along just fine for many months while the "liquidate". Then they close, change the signage or location and reopen.

I recently watched You don't mess with the Zohan. Thank you for the giggle and the reminder of this rather funny movie.

[Ballygrl]

He's totally lying now because he's justifying his actions on 1 hand and pumping up his prowess on the other hand.

[vesta111]

PLEASE confront me in a store.  PLEASE!!!!!

I'm a young white female with a baby.  Those are the requirements for harassing teabaggers, right?

 

Oh please let me play this game, Evil.

A no shitter story here.

I was standing in line at the grocery store when the dude with 6 pack abs behind was talking to his friend about politics.  He ,big and strong was so into the conversation that he bumped his cart into my butt almost knocking me off my feet.  I an old woman darn near hit the floor.--I turned and gave him the Evil eye but said nothing.

He took offence to my look and called me an old Tea Bagger and laughed.     I at this point took my oak wood cane and belted him over the head.

Store security showed up as did the police. someone had to mop up the blood from the gash in his head.

I insisted the big galloot be arested for slander and hate speech.

Next day in court I explained to the judge that I was not a homosexual, and in fact a woman.-----I know what tea bagging is in the homosexual comunity and I could prove I am a woman.   How dare this big thug accuse me of being a pervert.

Civil court was next I walked out with a $10,00 settlement ------
  Hows that for a bouncy????

[Airwolf]

The bouncy is DOA. He couldn't nail paper to a wall much less convert anyone.

[true_blood]

I have to point out some of my favorite( ) parts in red, even though this story has tons of bounce in it.

Gman  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-30-10 11:43 PM
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Speaking of people not paying mortgages, I asked the guy if he remembered the phrase "ownership society" and who used it. I asked him if he ever heard of NINJA loans (No income, No job, No assets). He said he did. I told him they were legal because Republicans made them legal. I told him that now that Democrats are fixing the abuses by banks and business banks have admitted they are not lending, and businesses are not hiring because they do not want things to improve so they can get Obama. Banks and businesses are intentionally hoarding their money. Republicans block everything because they don't want things to get better so now he's getting laid off. I told him this entire thing started long before Obama was even a US Senator and got rolling when Republicans had control of the WH, Congress and the SCOTUS. I told him that the whole teabagger movement is nothing but a tool for big banks, Wall Street and big corporations to block or undo everything Democrats were trying to fix so they can go back to what they were doing before. I told him the free market doesn't regulate itself. That's not only a fallacy, it's ideological propaganda and that everyone that voted for Republicans this year just gave the keys back to the party that drove the truck into the ditch. I told him the only thing free markets do is promote unfettered greed. I told him that it was also much easier to blame "that black guy" for everything and that none of this started Jan 20, 2009 that in fact, it was at it's peak then. I reminded him of 750K people laid off in January 2009 alone. I told him the whole country, and actually the whole civilized world owed Obama a thank you for saving capitalism and the world economy from complete collapse. I told him a few other choice things over the course of 10 minutes of laying into him. I told him I couldn't believe people were so stupid as to vote Republicans back in.