Ya know what? I feel for the guy. I really do. But.... go back to where you came from and apply to enter legally. You are a law grad. I am sure, somewhere in law school, probably in law 101, that they told you that in order to be a really good lawyer, a really, really, good lawyer, that you should FOLLOW THE LAW!!!!
Now that I really think about it... I don't give a rat's ass about him anymore. We got enough parasite lawyers here already.
Deport his ass. <smiley kicking his ass back across the border>